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Nexo -> Survivor ----- Southern Style (10/13/2007 6:58:27 AM)


Because of the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV Stations are joining together and are planning to do their own show, titled, "Survivor-- Southern Style."

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel to Georgia and then on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana, finally ending up back in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read:

I'm Gay,

I'm a Vegetarian,

NASCAR Sucks,

Go Yankees,

Hillary in 2008, and

Deer Hunting is Murder!

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive wins.




pahunkboy -> RE: Survivor ----- Southern Style (10/13/2007 7:10:30 AM)

ROFLMAO!!!!!!




petdave -> RE: Survivor ----- Southern Style (10/13/2007 7:37:19 AM)

Believe it or not, a British TV show called Top Gear did something similar... they bought some cheap cars, painted various slogans on them, and cruised around in the Southeast for a while... can find it on YouTube.




txgirlneedsister -> RE: Survivor ----- Southern Style (10/13/2007 11:16:03 AM)

Erm, good thing they arent comming to texas or they would never make it out alive!




LivingInSin -> RE: Survivor ----- Southern Style (10/14/2007 4:28:59 PM)

hehehe a whole new "open season"




Saratov -> RE: Survivor ----- Southern Style (10/15/2007 9:58:40 AM)

Speaking of which: If it's Tourist Season... why can't we shot 'em? 




slaveluci -> RE: Survivor ----- Southern Style (10/15/2007 10:02:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Nexo


Because of the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV Stations are joining together and are planning to do their own show, titled, "Survivor-- Southern Style."

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel to Georgia and then on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana, finally ending up back in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read:

I'm Gay,

I'm a Vegetarian,

NASCAR Sucks,

Go Yankees,

Hillary in 2008, and

Deer Hunting is Murder!

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive wins.

I received the same joke via email but it also included these bumperstickers:
"Copenhagen Is For Idiots"
"Say No To Budweiser"
and "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"  (my personal favorite!)..............luci




seeksfemslave -> RE: Survivor ----- Southern Style (10/15/2007 12:40:06 PM)

This joke makes even this Brit larf !




sundownhawk -> RE: Survivor ----- Southern Style (10/15/2007 4:28:26 PM)

That might just be the first reality show I ever watch.




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