InkedMaster
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A REAL AMERICAN Two families moved from Iraq to America. When they arrived the two fathers made a bet - In a year's time whichever family had become more American would win. A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing Little League baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?" The second man replied, "Fuck you, towel head."
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TOURETTE SYNDROME: It's no mother f*cking joke, you God d*mn c*ck sucking f*ck! "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy -Owner of eyesopened- and damn PROUD of her!
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