bipolarber -> RE: Bigger Condoms (10/25/2007 7:53:44 AM)
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And of course, this thread reminds me of the old Winston Churchill joke: British troops during WWII found that condoms placed over the ends of thier machine guns did wonders for protecting the barrels from moisture, mud and other in-the-feild hazards. But, they were only 6" long. So, the commanders contacted the war office with a request to see if it might be possible to have some 14" long ones made specifically for this use. The request made it's way to Churchill's desk, who immediately okayed the manufacture of the specialty condoms, but with three caveats: One, they had to be stamped "Made in England": Two, they should all be stamped "Medium size": and three, all combat troops changing their position were to leave several boxes of them behind for the German "master race" to find.
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