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came4U -> Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 11:38:26 AM)

 
Here I lie, finally at rest,
In the slinky clothes that fit me best.
 
Birthed the same as I died, lift cup.
I left this world face down, ass up!



FullCircle -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 11:46:06 AM)

Does it have to rhyme? I’ve not seen many rhyming tombstones, not that I want to give people the impression I’m a fan of tombstones and read them instead of books.



pahunkboy -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 11:55:27 AM)

thank god the wife never found out



FullCircle -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 11:56:35 AM)

Here lies FullCircle made out of 100% recyclable material, so what did you stick it in a landfill site for you egiots!

Sorry I couldn’t really think of a kink element.



FullCircle -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 12:22:53 PM)

Having said that I don’t think bone is that recyclable. They have to grind it up after you are cremated, from memory.



Aneirin -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 1:00:52 PM)

I'll be back



mnottertail -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died (10/14/2007 1:18:32 PM)

Here lies Ron,

He was never nothing more than a prick, and had no more ambiton than to be one.



FullCircle -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died (10/14/2007 1:22:21 PM)

It’s a nice feeling to be happy with your lot in life.[:D]



catize -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 1:37:28 PM)

Respect is urned.



FullCircle -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 1:42:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: catize
Respect is urned.


That is quite clever but if appearing on a headstone it should read 'Respect is not urned'?



came4U -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 1:56:06 PM)

quote:

Respect is urned.


hahaha too funny!



chiaThePet -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 2:35:16 PM)

Here I lay, again.

chia* (the pet)



sexyred1 -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 2:41:11 PM)

Here lies SR...
She never liked the banal...
She would have been happy to know...
That she died during anal.


P.S. I know the two words are pronounced differently but what else rhymes with anal? LOL



LotusSong -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 3:02:03 PM)

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

- Following the Equator; Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar



seeksfemslave -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 3:09:13 PM)

here  lies seeks
under the green green grass
hopes to spend eternity
up Sexyreds arse

and I never met the Lady but one can dream lol
She's a lousy poetess tho'



Rushemery -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 4:50:25 PM)

 I intend on donating my body to science and then be put in jars to be studied or stuffed and turned in to someones toy



nyrisa -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 7:27:32 PM)

Here lies nyrisa
Layed to rest in the hollow;
None was better at the suck
But she had trouble with the swallow.



came4U -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/14/2007 8:57:35 PM)

quote:

I'll be back


? does that mean back to write one or as in ooHHh you gonna be a ghostly presence?

quote:

Here lies nyrisa
Layed to rest in the hollow;
None was better at the suck
But she had trouble with the swallow.


oh oh, mental note: hire a lifeguard to be on hand for nyrisa.

[sm=hewah.gif]

what a way to drown.




pahunkboy -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died in : (10/15/2007 1:05:05 AM)

Always remember, that tecknically I am dead.  I see your number is coming up any day now-



CollegeConundrum -> RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone that tells the sexual position you died (10/21/2007 4:17:26 PM)

I came,
I saw,
I cam.



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