missturbation
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Joined: 2/12/2006 From: another planet Status: offline
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Monday - Worked all day, came home, relaxed with a coffee. Hmm this coffee tastes weird, open mouth stick tongue out in a yuck motion and blood pours out of my mouth. Burst abcess on my right jaw line - ouch. Tuesday - Left bottom jaw and teeth excruciating. Face burning, swollen and head feels like its going to fall off. Visit dentist who gives me antibiotics - yayrelief from pain. No such luck antibiotics take 12 hours to kick in. Spend second night on couch sat up trying to sleep as lieing down is agony. Wednesday - Antibiotics kick in - yes!! Spend day on couch and night as still cant lie down. Thursday - Back to work where i walk into a cage and take half a ton of skin off my arm. Friday - wake up full of cold, go to work and lose voice. Go to docs who tells me mouth infection has spread to my throat. Saturday - My tasty boss tells me he has found a g/f and is smitten There goes my plan to fuck him before i leave !! Sunday - have to go to work, need i say more, day of rest and all that. Nowwwwwww ive finished whinging here is my poll. I have the next two days off work and need some advice on what i should spend them doing.
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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb. If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it. Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!
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