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The Worlds Largest Turd? - 10/15/2007 8:29:58 PM   
FangsNfeet


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Status: offline 		In a hospital I once worked in, a patient relieved himself of a turd measuring eighteen inches long and four inches in diamater. The proctologist said "I've seen bigger."

After watching last weeks episode of South Park, I am now curious as to what really is the worlds largest turd in one solid piece by a human being?

What's the biggest shit you have ever seen?

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RE: The Worlds Largest Turd? - 10/15/2007 8:40:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Out of curiousity, what was on South Park last night that brought this question to mind?

I can't say that I've seen an 18-inch one....close, but not quite, lol. One of the hazards of working in healthcare is having discussions like this...even during lunch break...those were the days.  

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RE: The Worlds Largest Turd? - 10/15/2007 8:59:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		On last weeks episode, Randy, makes a submission for having the largest crap. He is then challenged by Rock Star Bono for who can offically have the largest crap.

The suprise ending of Bono's past is not only a shocker, but also kind of gross.

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RE: The Worlds Largest Turd? - 10/15/2007 9:12:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I don't go around looking at shit, so I wouldn't know.

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RE: The Worlds Largest Turd? - 10/16/2007 5:39:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		ahh- you HAVE to look at your turds to guage what your health is/what might be going on in your body. it is an honest simple pleasure.
some meds will bulk up the stool.

the typical American has 5-40lbs of caked feces in the intestines. blame processed foods. i recommend a good colone cleanse every 6 months. being processed foods are here to stay- it must be balanced by FRESH produce.

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RE: The Worlds Largest Turd? - 10/16/2007 6:31:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		I slept with the pillow over my head while my husband watched SouthPark last week........bono...of all people SouthPark could come up to contest that...do we REALLY think bono would be the right person?? I can think of plently of people who are more full of shit than bono....

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RE: The Worlds Largest Turd? - 10/16/2007 6:53:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		South Park is so damned childish. Which is one of the reasons I like it - the other reason being that its actually very, very clever and insightful.

I'd have thought Barbara Bush might be a better contender than Bono in such a contest - not that we've had that episode yet so I dont really know what its about (its Friday night I think). After all, she's managed to produce several turds around 6ft in length. And she's still smiling. Pretty good in my opinion.

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RE: The Worlds Largest Turd? - 10/16/2007 6:58:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Actually, South Park was right on the mark with that episode. That is why I like the show so much. They call it like they see it. Political correctness be damned.

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RE: The Worlds Largest Turd? - 10/16/2007 7:05:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

I slept with the pillow over my head while my husband watched SouthPark last week........bono...of all people SouthPark could come up to contest that...do we REALLY think bono would be the right person?? I can think of plently of people who are more full of shit than bono....


Yes, I would have to say bono would be the perfect asshole for the job.

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