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[Poll]

I drink alcoholic drinks on a regular basis

6% (30)

I smoke

7% (35)

I take more than the recommended dose of medicine

7% (34)

I've been known to use certain substances

6% (29)

I dont do 30 minutes' regular daily exercise

14% (68)

I knowingly break the speed limit on deserted roads

10% (51)

I eat less than five portions of fruit and veg each day

13% (64)

When the weather's cold, I turn the heating up

11% (55)

I have reported sick, when really I could have gone to work

10% (50)

I have had sex outside marriage

11% (52)

Total Votes : 468

(last vote on : 2/4/2008 2:37:49 AM)
(Poll will run till: -- )

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LadyEllen -> the model citizen test (10/16/2007 4:34:40 PM)
Yes - here it is! In the light of the growing "nanny state" its been decided that we need to identify model citizens to hold up as a shining example for the rest of us - and to put in charge to make sure we're all good boys and girls. Tick the boxes which apply to you and then use our simple scoring method to decide if youre a model citizen! One tick - not bad, but you must try harder Two ticks - stand in the corner for five minutes Three ticks - write out a hundred times "I must be a good citizen" More than three ticks - report for reeducation next Friday fortnight No ticks - Excellent! You're just what we're looking for! Now simply answer the following qualification question - do you know best? (Y/N) Thank you for your participation. E

mistyeyze -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 4:36:42 PM)
hmmmm....i seem to be all alone here...& i was able to not tick 3 of them...does that make me a model citizen???

LadyEllen -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 4:38:30 PM)
no, sorry - you have to be able to tick none of them and be sure that you know best, to qualify E

Damocles809 -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 4:38:59 PM)
Just one tick here.

Lumus -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 4:39:57 PM)
Four ticks for me. Love me for who I am. [8D]

mistyeyze -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 4:40:29 PM)
well, at least i'm sure that i know best.....

LadyEllen -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 4:41:59 PM)
by the way (as some will no doubt have realised) - there is a point to this. E

beargonewild -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 4:42:23 PM)
Well I had 5 ticked off so definitely not a nodel citizen!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 4:47:33 PM)
honestly - no ticks yikes i'm a straight laced prudish, churchgoing bitch!!! screams

beargonewild -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 5:08:25 PM)
There therenow. That can be cured!

cuddleheart50 -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 5:13:15 PM)
7....My bad!!!

chellekitty -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 5:13:26 PM)
woohoo 5 ticks, i am in good company with bear...oh wait, am i supposed to be ashamed of my non-model citizen-ness

acissej -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 5:18:47 PM)
Six ticks. I can't believe Cuddles is the only one with more than me.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 5:21:17 PM)
hope so - i feel so ...so ...what's that word i'm looking for .... screams

mistyeyze -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 5:28:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: acissej Six ticks. I can't believe Cuddles is the only one with more than me. nope, i got to tick 7 also....

scifi1133 -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 5:47:33 PM)
crap all ten...hmmmmm well at least im happy lmao

missturbation -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 5:52:23 PM)
Sheesh 8 ticks and i would have had nine could i drive lol. Do i know best? Never in a month of sundays [:D]

petdave -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 6:10:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 crap all ten...hmmmmm well at least im happy lmao Seems like you should win something for a perfect score! Only 8 for me

MistressHolly71 -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 7:21:46 PM)
8 ticks for me.

lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: the model citizen test (10/16/2007 7:52:44 PM)
help i dont know what i scored LOL

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