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the model citizen test

I drink alcoholic drinks on a regular basis

6% (30)

I smoke

7% (35)

I take more than the recommended dose of medicine

7% (34)

I've been known to use certain substances

6% (29)

I dont do 30 minutes' regular daily exercise

14% (68)

I knowingly break the speed limit on deserted roads

10% (51)

I eat less than five portions of fruit and veg each day

13% (64)

When the weather's cold, I turn the heating up

11% (55)

I have reported sick, when really I could have gone to work

10% (50)

I have had sex outside marriage

11% (52)

Total Votes : 468

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 8:55:11 PM

cuffnspankme

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5 ticks for me, so I am middle of the road bad. *le sigh* guess I have to try harder

does the sex outside of marriage mean married and cheating or sex before marriage, cuz then I would have 6...

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 9:39:49 PM

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Two ticks, I drink alcohol regularly and don't do any exercise. I would have checked off eatng too many carbs but this week I am trying to eat healthy.

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 9:46:34 PM

Gwynvyd

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*chuckles* I got 6.. I am a baaaad baaaad girl!

Eh.. screw it.

At least I dont drink, dont smoke, dont do drugs, and I eat my veggies.. thats the important stuff!

*big smile*

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 9:50:48 PM

Gwynvyd

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Yes - here it is! In the light of the growing "nanny state" its been decided that we need to identify model citizens to hold up as a shining example for the rest of us - and to put in charge to make sure we're all good boys and girls.

Tick the boxes which apply to you and then use our simple scoring method to decide if youre a model citizen!

One tick - not bad, but you must try harder
Two ticks - stand in the corner for five minutes
Three ticks - write out a hundred times "I must be a good citizen"
More than three ticks - report for reeducation next Friday fortnight

No ticks - Excellent! You're just what we're looking for! Now simply answer the following qualification question - do you know best? (Y/N)

Thank you for your participation.

E

*chuckles* Have I ever told you how I love your sense of humor?

I swear once I get across the pond with my honey bun I will have to pop in for a visit. The lil booger is going with out me for Holiday to see his mum. But at least he is going.. and I am happy for him.

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 10:08:29 PM

eldervelvet

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Finally! A test I can get 100% on without studying!

Mom will be so proud.

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 10:15:02 PM

domiguy

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A clean sweep!!!...WooooHooo!!!! Plus I got an extra credit "tick" for not regularly bathing....

Please date me.

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 11:15:43 PM

abdi

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i only checked off 1. Is that good? i don't eat enough fruits :(

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 12:21:09 AM

LDRandAstarte

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Clicked all but the last one.

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 4:28:25 AM

laurell3

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seven, long live hedonism!

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 4:34:43 AM

pahunkboy

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clever quiz!

4 here- i do eat 5+ servings of fruits/vegas

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 4:37:43 AM

LadyEllen

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Well, since everyone else is fessing up - I got eight.

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 5:16:38 AM

ShadowsLap

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WOW! So much for the delusion of being a model citizen ...

Six of eight ... not sure if that makes me incredibly sexy or psychotic.

Be well all,
SL

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 5:18:24 AM

kittensmailbox

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two here

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 6:12:01 AM

sambamanslilgirl

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it sucks being such a straight laced prude around here ...damn my catholic good girl upbringing!

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 6:19:20 AM

pahunkboy

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I did not know you were brought up catholic.

reminds me of Oak Lawn. - instread of what ward do you live, what parish. gag me

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 6:26:09 AM

LadyEllen

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

it sucks being such a straight laced prude around here ...damn my catholic good girl upbringing!

well, if you will hang out with the right crowd..........

E

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 6:29:42 AM

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my parish,St. Holy Innocence, had Polish and English services (yep a good way to learn how to say Ave Marie in Polish) every Saturday and Sunday.

however i hated the way the nuns would pronounce my name - oh those rule slaps on the hand *giggles*

E - i did hang out with the "right" crowd and i still turned out "wrong"

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 8:34:53 AM

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7 for me. i dont want to be a model citizen anyway. where is the fun in that?

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 1:53:16 PM

RazorJAK

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Yes - here it is! In the light of the growing "nanny state" its been decided that we need to identify model citizens to hold up as a shining example for the rest of us - and to put in charge to make sure we're all good boys and girls.

Personally I'd rather a nanny state than the Big Brother state which the republitards are working towards. At least in the "nanny state" those of us who aren't straight protestant rich and of northwestern european descent wouldn't be anymore of a target than anyone else.

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/17/2007 2:07:36 PM

GhitaAmati

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jeesh I got 8.....and I thought I was much closer to angelic than that!

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