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InkedMaster -> The Magic Clock (10/17/2007 7:57:29 PM)
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THE MAGIC CLOCK
Proudly showing off her new apartment to a couple of friends late one
night, a drunk blonde led the way to her bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked?
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" she replied?
"A talking clock - seriously?"
"Yep."
"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.
"Just Watch" she said.
She picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and
stepped back.
Her three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded
silence.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed'
"For fuck's sake you stupid bitch, it's ten past three in the fucking
morning!
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