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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/18/2007 12:54:47 PM   
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Hello nyrisa I have something important to ask you that could alter the course of your life……..

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/18/2007 2:12:05 PM   
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Oh, hell. How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want to sell AMWAY! Sheesh!

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/18/2007 2:19:44 PM   
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Have you considered the benefits of…?

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/18/2007 2:24:15 PM   
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You aren't going to ask me about a "not so fresh feeling", are you? *looks at him with suspicion*

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/18/2007 2:28:07 PM   
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He, humm I prefer to be known as ‘the entity fullcircle’ or ‘it’ I’m a bit like Prince in that respect.

No I was going to ask something unrelated to the not so fresh feeling.

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/18/2007 2:57:42 PM   
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Well, feel free to go ahead and ask. You are holding up the line. *smiles kindly at the it*

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/18/2007 3:00:21 PM   
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Now you want me to ask you things? The women in my life always seem to give me mixed signals, I dunno. Anyway on a scale of one to ten with ten being the best possible outcome. What is the possible outcome of any subsequent event thus mentioned after it happened?

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/18/2007 3:20:19 PM   
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Well, you have to look at it from the scientifically proven law of "Shit Happens". Since there is an infinite universal supply of shit, there is no end to the shit that can happen in any circumstance. This makes a logical prediction impossible, so your only recourse is to sit back and see which way the shit flies. I don't usually like to go into the technicalities so much, but when explaining the Shit theory, it is inevitable that the answer will be full of Shit. Anyway, I hope that this will help you in the future course of your life. Either way, you can't say I didn't give a Shit.

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/18/2007 4:17:12 PM   
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Where were you yesterday when I needed to know how to get blood out of my carpet?

I still don't know, so apparently you were no help after all - thanks!! 

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/18/2007 4:18:53 PM   
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quote:

Years of experience have taught me that I know almost nothing about almost anything.


Oh, thank God! Finally, someone else who feels that way.

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/18/2007 4:40:07 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

Where were you yesterday when I needed to know how to get blood out of my carpet?

I still don't know, so apparently you were no help after all - thanks!! 



Now, what were you thinking, to commit a crime before you have worked out the details of evidence disposal! Bad girl! I can only hope the body disposal was more thoroughly thought out. Well, there is no accounting for the impulsive nature of amateurs, I suppose, but let me try to help you for the next time.

First of all, it is best to avoid the stain in the first place. Planning the scene either upon a vinyl floor or with the forethought to place a protective shower curtain could have eliminated this problem before it occurred. But failing that, when you are faced with the telltale crimson pool soaking into your floor coverings, here are some things to try.

If you get even a drop of blood on your carpet, you should clean it up right away. That's one of the secrets of removing it. Fresh blood is easier to clean up as opposed to set in stains. Another secret is, never, ever use hot water on a blood stain. Hot water actually sets the stain instead of helping to remove it.


So how do you remove blood from carpet? There are several ways that can work successfully, so let's take a look at the best ideas:

1. Saturate the blood stain with cold tap water. Let it sit for a few minutes, then use clean, absorbent rags to blot it up. Do not wipe across it with the rag! Instead, take the rag and press it down on the stain. Then, lift the rag, fold it over and use a clean side. Repeat this process until all of the blood is gone.

Some people believe that using tonic water is even better than cold tap water for removing blood from a carpet or other fabric.

You can also saturate the blood with water, then, after waiting a few minutes, use a handheld extractor to suck the water and stain up. You can also use a wet/dry vacuum to do the job too.

If this doesn't remove all of the blood, you can try placing a little hydrogen peroxide on it. Allow it to bubble a few minutes, then blot it up with a clean, absorbent rag.

Hydrogen peroxide works like bleach in that it lightens hair, et cetera. However, since most solutions that you buy off a store shelf is only five percent strong, it probably won't lighten or otherwise harm your carpet.

2. You can also try blotting the fresh blood up with a clean rag or a sponge. Then, mix up a strong solution of one cup of cold tap water with one tablespoon of household ammonia. Beware! The ammonia fumes are strong and should not be inhaled! Spray the blood stain with the solution until it is saturated. Let the ammonia set for a few minutes, then use a second clean rag to blot up the liquid along with the stain.

3. Spray or pour some prewash laundry cleaner on the blood stain. Rub it into the stain well by using your finger. Let it set for a few minutes, then use an old sponge to lightly scrub the blood. (Never use a brush as it can break up the carpet fibers!) Then, saturate the area with cold tap water. Use a clean, absorbent rag to blot the prewash cleaner, water, and blood stain up.

All the best of luck to you in your future endeavors. I hope you have not aspired to attempting the dismemberment/disposal procedure, as this is an advanced technique and it sounds as though you are not ready for this degree of complexity.

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/18/2007 10:11:54 PM   
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quote:

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I hope you have not aspired to attempting the dismemberment/disposal procedure, as this is an advanced technique and it sounds as though you are not ready for this degree of complexity.


Uhhh....we should talk...

Thanks for the great tips.  I ended up making a paste of Arm & Hammer "clean anything" powder and water, and packing it on the um....evidence...I mean stains...I mean spots, intending to let it sit awhile and then clean it right up.

It turned into cement.  So now I have little cement blocks on my carpet, but at least the crime scene is covered up.

Which leads me to my next question - how do you get cement blocks out of your carpet?

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/19/2007 3:20:35 AM   
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quote:

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Thanks for the great tips.  I ended up making a paste of Arm & Hammer "clean anything" powder and water, and packing it on the um....evidence...I mean stains...I mean spots, intending to let it sit awhile and then clean it right up.

It turned into cement.  So now I have little cement blocks on my carpet, but at least the crime scene is covered up.

Which leads me to my next question - how do you get cement blocks out of your carpet?


At this point, you might as well just take the cement blocks, and some chain, to finish the rest of your.........ummm.......housecleaning project. Remember, the height of the ........object......and the length of the chain has to be figured along with the depth of the water or you are going to get an unacceptable "bouy" effect. Good luck with your "home improvements".


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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/19/2007 12:32:05 PM   
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At this point, you might as well just take the cement blocks, and some chain, to finish the rest of your.........ummm.......housecleaning project. Remember, the height of the ........object......and the length of the chain has to be figured along with the depth of the water or you are going to get an unacceptable "bouy" effect. Good luck with your "home improvements".



Awesome!  You have such great ideas! 

OK then, I'm taking off to the Sacramento River now...Hmm, I think my divorce just finalized....

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/19/2007 12:40:24 PM   
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for someone who admits to knowing next to nothing about anything...shes pretty good with blood stains......should this be scary?

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/19/2007 1:04:40 PM   
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LMAO hell no, she just helped me dispose of....I mean, clean the house.

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/19/2007 3:45:05 PM   
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::shakes head:: Honey, your problem wasn't the blood stain.. it was the quantity of the blood. You just didn't use enough. Next time, save it in a bucket, then splash it all over the carpet, label it art deco and sell it at your local auction house for 240 thousand dollars.

Sheesh.. do I have to think of everything?

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/19/2007 10:51:47 PM   
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Oooooh that's brilliant!

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/19/2007 11:50:02 PM   
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Oooooh that's brilliant!


Oh good. It balances out the ineptitude from leaving the lights on in the car yesterday while I was grocery shopping so that the battery went dead when I had $350 dollars worth of meat in the car ... in the pouring rain ... with no jumper cables. ::laughs::

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RE: Don't ask me anything..... - 10/20/2007 10:44:11 AM   
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if you try to calculate the square root of zero (which is not a value, but a lack of value) on a scientific calculator it will tell you "null"....no i don't have one in front of me, i have no idea where one is...i haven't done that in aproximately 11 years when i took Algebra 2 in 8th grade...does that make me smarter than anyone else? i don' know...i sure fucked up my life good...i am getting better though...a little humbleness helps...do you know what humble means?

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