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Dominion69 -> Toy Story (7/30/2005 3:46:04 PM)
A true experience: Toy Story This happens to be a story about a woman who had no idea what she wanted out of life or love. I had had enough and decided it was time to enlighten her senses, so to speak. I decided to go to the nearest toy store and purchase something to give her a little, shall we say, stimulation beyond normal penetration. I bought new high energy batteries and tested and retested this thing to make sure it worked. Replaced the batteries again to make sure it was full of life and ready for the job. This was the industrial high energy model as well. I strategically placed the device so I would have easy access. Placement was easy because she was very predictable. In the bed, lights out, or nowhere. Hah! Did I have something unpredictable for her? We began our session and I indulged in some oral foreplay, strategic in design I might add. (I am such a bastard!) Well as her senses began to arouse and she became involved (I guess more involved is the correct term) in the moment, I made my move. I pulled out Harvey (my nickname for the DEVICE), parked him in the Garage and pushed the accelerator to the floor. People let me tell you, Hollywood does not have special effects that even come close to what I witnessed that night. I saw the exorcist, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on My Street all in less than 30 seconds. You would have thought I parked a semi in a garage designed for a Toyota. At any rate, she left and I was happy, but I know one thing for sure. She will never forget me!!!

mossy -> RE: Toy Story (7/31/2005 8:38:43 AM)
Thank You so much for this story,,,,[:D][8D] i laughed out loud,,,and i really needed to do that,,,thank You so much, all day i will have that picture very vividly flashing in my mind,,You painted it well with Your words! and i am still chuckling,,,i am sure that woman smiled for many days if not weeks after that!!! Thanks again.

Dominion69 -> RE: Toy Story (7/31/2005 12:56:49 PM)
Thanks for your kind words and I am very much pleased that I was able to bring a smile to your face and laughter to your heart. Have a wonderful day.

mossy -> RE: Toy Story (7/31/2005 1:08:08 PM)
[:D]Oh You are very welcome!!! You most certainly did...Thanks for reminding me! i was starting to get a bit sluggish[8D]

perfection20005 -> RE: Toy Story (7/31/2005 9:37:01 PM)
Thats a great story. Thanks for the laugh.

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