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the Stella awards - 10/18/2007 8:26:36 AM   
LadyEllen


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Time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in USA). That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States. Here are this year's winners (from 5th to 1st place)

5th Place (tie)
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

5th Place (tie)
19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

5th Place (tie)
Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000. In my opinion this is so outrageous that it should have been 2nd Place!

4th Place
Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3rd Place
A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

2nd Place
Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a nightclub in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

1st Place
This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Marv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago (RV) motor home. On her first trip home, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around. And away goes all logic and personal responsibility... by the way, where in the Hell do the folks on these juries come from?




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RE: the Stella awards - 10/18/2007 8:35:21 AM   
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I thought reading The Darwin Awards would make me want to bang my head on the wall. 

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RE: the Stella awards - 10/18/2007 8:40:15 AM   
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omg......lmao......

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RE: the Stella awards - 10/18/2007 10:56:37 AM   
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well - its total dickheads like those in the OP I suppose, that lead to situations like this

Santa Claus has been banned from Halesowen, near Birmingham, England - because insurance cannot be obtained.

Well done dickheads. Kids miss out on cultural fun, because youre so damned stupid.

Maybe I can sue them, for emotional injury?

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RE: the Stella awards - 10/18/2007 11:31:20 AM   
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makes me want to go out and do stupid shit just for the money...or do these people get the money for being unintentionally so fucking stupid...

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RE: the Stella awards - 10/18/2007 11:57:03 AM   
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i think that you definitely have a case there, Lady E...

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RE: the Stella awards - 10/18/2007 12:15:43 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen


 And away goes all logic and personal responsibility... by the way, where in the Hell do the folks on these juries come from?





just remember most juries are comprised of people who arent smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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RE: the Stella awards - 10/18/2007 1:37:05 PM   
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Can we say appeal at the next level up?

I hate people.

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RE: the Stella awards - 10/18/2007 6:27:33 PM   
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Hi folks--

They're fun reading to be sure, but they are urban legends.  The posts made it into a few newspapers, too.

See: www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.asp

* ducks and runs *

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RE: the Stella awards - 10/19/2007 9:29:09 AM   
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Are the Darwin Awards still around anymore? Or did they go bankrupt or just get tired of collecting stupidity?

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RE: the Stella awards - 10/19/2007 9:46:09 AM   
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Shakes head and wonders what this world has come to....

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RE: the Stella awards - 10/19/2007 10:36:54 AM   
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The "Law Suit Lottery" provides a lot of "funny" stories doesn't it?

Consider that each and every payout and all the ones you don't hear about cost you money. The money paid to pay these and the leach-like legal industry doesn't magically appear. It comes from increased cost to the consumer of the goods and services.

It will NEVER change. Too many from the legal industry are our elected representatives. Lawyers, by far, represent the largest percentage of occupations of the people presently in Congress. The legal industry will never allow any type of meaningful Tort reform that will change the current playing field. Elect John Edwards, and we'll have a President who is the poster child for ambulance chasers.

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