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women over 40 - 7/31/2005 7:06:13 AM   
subcheryl


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This was sent to me, as I am going to have a birthday in a couple of days, and the sender thought I may find some humor in it and I did along with some thought provoking statements. We have had some threads on the older sub/slaves here and thought I would share this with you all, I apologize to the male sub/slaves here, but this is a vanilla perspective on us older women.




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Women over 40 (by Andy Rooney – CBS 60 Minutes)
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self‑assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well‑coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18‑year‑old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

And for all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage! Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage




Disclaimer: This is not meant to start a war on here, just some chuckles and some thoughts, even though some are very true. Just ENJOY! ! ! !
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RE: women over 40 - 7/31/2005 8:05:46 AM   
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Happy Birthday!

Did he also describe submissive women over 40?

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RE: women over 40 - 7/31/2005 8:11:24 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ehlovindom

Happy Birthday!

Did he also describe submissive women over 40?




Thank you for the Birthday wishes, but am not sure what you are asking for, on your question. Please clarify.

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RE: women over 40 - 7/31/2005 8:33:29 AM   
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Hope you have a great birthday, and I think this is great!!

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RE: women over 40 - 7/31/2005 10:11:46 AM   
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This actually is a sort of an urban legend (and Andy Rooney didn't write it).

Read about it on snopes: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp

It is a humorous sentiment, though.

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RE: women over 40 - 7/31/2005 12:45:13 PM   
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I loved it ...thank You

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RE: women over 40 - 7/31/2005 12:46:15 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: subcheryl


quote:

ORIGINAL: ehlovindom

Happy Birthday!

Did he also describe submissive women over 40?




Thank you for the Birthday wishes, but am not sure what you are asking for, on your question. Please clarify.



Well even though we now know that it wasn't Andy Rooney and Frank Kaiser who wrote this column, what I was asking was whether something like this had been penned to descibe submisisves over 40. Such as....A submissive woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "Please, Master, tell me what are you thinking?" She doesn't need to ask as she already knows and is confident in her submisison to you.

And again, Happy Birthday!


< Message edited by ehlovindom -- 7/31/2005 12:47:21 PM >


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RE: women over 40 - 8/1/2005 1:00:47 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: subcheryl
Women over 40 (by Andy Rooney – CBS 60 Minutes)
A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self‑assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well‑coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18‑year‑old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

And for all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage! Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage

Wonderful! Thank you for forwarding to us; almost makes me look forward to 40. M

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RE: women over 40 - 8/2/2005 10:07:41 AM   
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Happy Birthday subcheryl, dear.

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(Is tempted to repeat the Top Ten Reasons Chocolate is Better than Men...which almost got me fired once...but resists...cuz nuthin' is better than Men, LOL.)


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RE: women over 40 - 8/3/2005 4:51:50 PM   
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< Message edited by LuvSponge -- 8/13/2005 8:32:55 PM >


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RE: women over 40 - 8/6/2005 6:16:22 PM   
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Since Somebody got in ahead of me last year...I just want to be the FIRST to say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Suz!!!!!"

(Okay...so I'm 202 days early...)

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RE: women over 40 - 9/5/2005 5:49:23 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LuvSponge

Since Somebody got in ahead of me last year...I just want to be the FIRST to say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Suz!!!!!"

(Okay...so I'm 202 days early...)



You freak.

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