ELUSIVE1
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On a visit to France, George W. Bush and French President Jacques
Chirac are having lunch in a fine local restauraunt. After being seated
and presented with menus, an attractive young waitress approaches the
table.
"And what can I get for you gentlemen?" asks the waitress.
Bush looks up from his menu and smiles politely. "Hey, honey, how 'bout
a quickie?"
Shocked, the waitress slaps Bush and storms off.
After the waitress disappears from sight, Chirac leans over to Bush. In
a low voice, he says:
"I think you mean 'quiche,' Mr. President."
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