rubberpet
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One day, a man got on a plane for his first ever flight. He was 52 years old and had never flown anywhere. Needless to say, he was nervous, very nervous. But he noticed a priest sitting next to him, so he knew he was going to be alright. He asked the priest for some encouraging and comforting words to help ease his nervousness, which the priest gladly did. The priest also told him that he could by a beer once the plane reached cruising altitude to help calm him further. The guy did just that. He bought a beer and downed it. He was still nervous, so he bought another one and downed it, too. He did it a third and fourth time, but now he was getting quite fresh with the flight attendant. The priest was watching what was happening, but he couldn't get a word in to stop the guy from acting the way he was. The guy jumped all of a sudden and asked the priest, "What causes arthritis?"
The priest realized this was the perfect opportunity to reach this man. The priest replied, "My son, arthritis is caused by excessive drinking and inappropriate behavior with women."
The man froze and his jaw dropped. Mortified, the man stammered, "Tell me it isn't so, Father."
The priest knew he had him. "I'm afraid so. But why do you seem so shocked?"
The man simply replied, "I was sitting in the terminal, watching CNN, and the anchorman said the Pope has arthritis!"
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