PryderiLoup
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Little Johnny was playing with his toy airplane one day when his mother overheard a landing...
"All you bastards getting off, get the f*ck off! And all you bastards getting on, get the f*uck on!
Mom, of course, was horrified! She immediately sent Johnny to his room, and told him to stay there until he learned his lesson!
After an hour had passed, little Johnny came down from his room, and asked permission to play again.
"Have you learned your lesson, Johnny?" his mother asked.
"Yes" Johnny answered.
So little Johnny returned to play, and his mother listened in...
"This is flight 509, arriving in Chicago. Please have your luggage ready, and leave the plane in an orderly manner. All passengers boarding please wait until the attendant signals you can board... And anyone complaining about the fucking one hour delay, talk to the bitch in the kitchen!"
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Little Johnny, the transport director... - 
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