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a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/24/2007 11:53:30 AM   
SeeksOnlyOne


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Status: offline 		"ted kennedys car has killed more people than my gun"

simple, but oh so powerful

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/24/2007 12:04:54 PM   
popeye1250


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Status: offline 		LOL, I've seen that too.
A few years ago I made up some "Politically - IN- Correct bumperstickers.
"Deport Illegal Aliens!"
"Can't speak English? Get Out!"
"Support the French War Hero Museum."
"Bin Laden Eats Bacon!"
"Hey Saddam! Who's your Daddy!"
And another one but not for your vehicle, for someone else's like if you don't like your boss, a nasty neighbor, or a brother-in-law who owes you money and won't pay you.
You sneak one of these on their back bumper and watch the sparks fly;   "MASTURBATION IS NOT A CRIME!"

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/24/2007 12:14:07 PM   
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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/24/2007 4:16:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne
"ted kennedys car has killed more people than my gun"


{looks around} ok, i don't get it.... must have been before my time

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/24/2007 4:18:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Umm no because it was in MY lifetime. 

ANd it still doesn't negate the point that guns are intended to do damage, primarily to kill other beings, while cars are not.

That doesn't mean I'm against guns- I'm thoroughly pro gun education and gun support just as much as I am pro sex education and exploration. 

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/24/2007 4:30:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm anti-weapon.  It's too esy for psycho's and fantatics to get their hands on them. I don't like getting shot at, so I will most defiantly pass on guns.
 
I like the UK's policy, if you have a gun 2 yrs in prison; the coppers don't even carry them. I know it's not practical in a country of this size or of this 'standing', but, it's a hell of a lot more peacefull.

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/24/2007 7:06:53 PM   
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Oh, and I don't believe cops should be armed at all. It puts the Armed Citizens at a distinct disadvantage, when a Cop loses their mind, or is poorly trained, and becomes dangerous.



< Message edited by farglebargle -- 10/24/2007 7:08:03 PM >

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/24/2007 7:40:19 PM   
CollegeConundrum


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ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

"ted kennedys car has killed more people than my gun"

simple, but oh so powerful


Ted Kennedy probably shouldn't own a car either.

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/24/2007 7:43:52 PM   
greyarcher315


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Status: offline 		 hey, lets send teddy to the UK


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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/24/2007 9:53:24 PM   
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quote:

You sneak one of these on their back bumper and watch the sparks fly;   "MASTURBATION IS NOT A CRIME!"






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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/25/2007 1:54:52 AM   
SeeksOnlyOne


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

quote:

You sneak one of these on their back bumper and watch the sparks fly;   "MASTURBATION IS NOT A CRIME!"







gawd if it were a crime.....well.....id be in big trouble-lol

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/25/2007 5:59:37 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty
{looks around} ok, i don't get it.... must have been before my time


It was before my time too, but that's no excuse for not knowing about one of the most disgraceful scandals involving a living (and still elected!) US politician ... ref Chappaquiddick (spelled it right on the first try! w00t):
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/frenzy/kennedy.htm

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/25/2007 6:25:39 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

I'm anti-weapon.  It's too esy for psycho's and fantatics to get their hands on them. I don't like getting shot at, so I will most defiantly pass on guns.
 
I like the UK's policy, if you have a gun 2 yrs in prison; the coppers don't even carry them. I know it's not practical in a country of this size or of this 'standing', but, it's a hell of a lot more peacefull.


First of all I didn't know you got 2 years for haveing a gun in the UK, thankfully they never caught me. (I carry a .44 magnum Raging Bull, its nearly a foot long)
And the best way to show you dont support guns is to own a bigger and badder gun that the crazy people. I recomend a long barrel and taitanium jacketed ammo.

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/25/2007 6:29:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		I saw one a while back that read:
I'm only speeding cuz
I have to poop.


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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/25/2007 12:23:18 PM   
SeeksOnlyOne


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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

I saw one a while back that read:
I'm only speeding cuz
I have to poop.




lolol-i bet they were over 40........id check for sweat on their brow to see if they were lying....

not that its ever happened to me of course

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/25/2007 5:55:00 PM   
winterlight


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Status: offline 		agrees with petdave. teddy should have gone to jail for two reasons.
1.) murder
2. left the scene of an accident and didn't report it for how long?  anybody remember?

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/25/2007 7:45:28 PM   
popeye1250


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Status: offline 		I think it was for 10 hours.
He waited to sober up first.
And, he asked his cousin Joe Geohgan to take the rap for him !
To say that he was driving instead of him!

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/25/2007 7:47:53 PM   
brendover


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Status: offline 		The best bumper sticker I have ever seen:

"Jesus is my car insurance."

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RE: a bumper sticker i saw today - 10/26/2007 8:48:35 AM   
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"my other bumper sticker is funny"

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