TheMsScarlet
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Joined: 10/7/2007 From: London - Bristol - Surrey Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Dear Ms Scarlet I'm writing you because you mentioned you have the qualifications that might be required to diagnose my problem, and the insight needed to advise - at least going by your assumption that most people are barking, since my problem seems to be related. For quite some time now, I have had the uncontrollable urge to sit in front on the fire and sleep. At my age perhaps, this is understandable. However, recently I've noticed more irresistible urges, which may or may not be related, if you can help? The most recent episode occurred when a housefly came in through the window. I spotted it immediately, which isnt unusual of course. But very unusual was that I felt unable to resist chasing it, swatting after it. Then, when it settled on the ceiling, I sat for ten minutes, eyes locked on it and started making little chirping noises out of frustration. Added to other symptoms, such as avoiding the sink and instead choosing to lick my hands (which have become rather hairy just lately), being captivated by the motion of the washing machine and jumping on others' laps are also rather bizarre of course and are getting out of paw, erm.... hand. Now, at the same time I dont feel that I'm barking. The question is, am I miaowing? E I love this post! Let me know if you ever have kittens, I'd love to adopt one.
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