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Guest123 -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/26/2007 8:38:20 AM)




everytime i hear a man tell me what they think the wife duties are, i think i missed the boat sometimes by not being bi, .... now if i could just get used to the idea that some men are willing to serve, and learn to be a switch.... i'd have it made in the shade





DiurnalVampire -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/26/2007 8:40:40 AM)

I just tell them I am jewish.  If it was good enough for their Lord, its good enough for me :)



pinkme2 -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/26/2007 8:47:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: joanus

Some one actually emailed me the best suggestion ever, Since mormons are not allowed to read any thing other than mormon writtings and not allowed to watch TV or listen to the Radio, he suggested a quick educational video.

You're mixing us up with Jehovah's witnesses.
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So I recorded the Episode of South Park where they tell the foundation story of Mormonism, most mormons have only the fuzziest idea of How John Smith (the guy was to afraid to use his real name) came up with it. So I invited them to come in and watch the video before trying to sell me on it. They ended up watching and rewatching it for THREE HOURS. I swear one of them checked his copy of the Book of Mormon and renounced his religion right there. They then took a copy of it back to their church. I wonder could I have set in motion the down fall of Mormonism?


I saw that and didn't renounce anything.  There wasn't much in that SP vid that was outrageous or particularly crazy.  *shrug*
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Note: The three top Mormons in the faith are sex offenders, have multiple child wives (under the age of 16) live in compounds and are on the FBIs most wanted list.

These are not men connected with the LDS church.  They belong to a fanatical sect that separated itself long ago. 



joanus -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/26/2007 9:18:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: pinkme2

You're mixing us up with Jehovah's witnesses.

Actually some Mormons do it too. and Jehovahs wittness' just dont celibrate holidays, my middle school computer teacher was one.

I saw that and didn't renounce anything.  There wasn't much in that SP vid that was outrageous or particularly crazy.  *shrug*

Come on to translate a pair of golden plate he had to wear spirtual spectical that ony he could use and no one ever saw the plates, then the glasses and the plates disapered. BTW how much does Mormon aproved spritual under cost?

These are not men connected with the LDS church.  They belong to a fanatical sect that separated itself long ago. 

Are you sure you dont mean LSD? Drop acid and pray! wait a minute isn't that a song?




pinkme2 -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/26/2007 9:47:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: joanus

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ORIGINAL: pinkme2

You're mixing us up with Jehovah's witnesses.

Actually some Mormons do it too. and Jehovahs wittness' just dont celibrate holidays, my middle school computer teacher was one.

I saw that and didn't renounce anything.  There wasn't much in that SP vid that was outrageous or particularly crazy.  *shrug*

Come on to translate a pair of golden plate he had to wear spirtual spectical that ony he could use and no one ever saw the plates, then the glasses and the plates disapered. BTW how much does Mormon aproved spritual under cost?

These are not men connected with the LDS church.  They belong to a fanatical sect that separated itself long ago. 

Are you sure you dont mean LSD? Drop acid and pray! wait a minute isn't that a song?




I think you are mixing up those who call themselves fundamental "mormons" with those that belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.  Only missionaries out on their missions are unable to listen or watch non-church materials.  The rest of us have nothing prohibited.  While it's recommended that we not watch rated R or more movies or look at porn, I pretty much listen and watch what I want to.

And no.  LDS is the abbreviation for the official church.  They don't practice polygamy.  As far as the "cost" for... umm.. what?  WTF are you talking about?  You'll have to explain that one.



joanus -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/26/2007 10:10:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: pinkme2

I think you are mixing up those who call themselves fundamental "mormons" with those that belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.  Only missionaries out on their missions are unable to listen or watch non-church materials.  The rest of us have nothing prohibited.  While it's recommended that we not watch rated R or more movies or look at porn, I pretty much listen and watch what I want to.

And no.  LDS is the abbreviation for the official church.  They don't practice polygamy.  As far as the "cost" for... umm.. what?  WTF are you talking about?  You'll have to explain that one.



The LSD was a joke, sheesh.
Mormon Underwear. It used to be mandatory that all Mormans had to wear special underwear.
http://www.mormon-underwear.com/



soultoshare -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/26/2007 10:37:48 AM)

Don't get too many people at my door...on the rare occasion we did, I let the dog answer it......he was pretty effective!

As far as the phone calls.....when they call asking for the person, even if it's me, I just tell them that the person just died, and that the family is in no mood to listen to anything.  That usually gets rid of them pretty quick, and they don't call back!



Lashra -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/26/2007 12:00:30 PM)

When the religious types come to the door, I meet them with my doberman and my pitbull. I smile sweetly and tell them "I am a pagan and so are they (the dogs). I suggest you preach elsewhere." To which they promptly leave my doorstep. I haven't had a door to door salesperson in a long time and as for phone calls I just hang up on them.

~Lashra



thornhappy -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/26/2007 3:41:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: joanus

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ORIGINAL: pinkme2

I think you are mixing up those who call themselves fundamental "mormons" with those that belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.  Only missionaries out on their missions are unable to listen or watch non-church materials.  The rest of us have nothing prohibited.  While it's recommended that we not watch rated R or more movies or look at porn, I pretty much listen and watch what I want to.

And no.  LDS is the abbreviation for the official church.  They don't practice polygamy.  As far as the "cost" for... umm.. what?  WTF are you talking about?  You'll have to explain that one.



The LSD was a joke, sheesh.
Mormon Underwear. It used to be mandatory that all Mormans had to wear special underwear.
http://www.mormon-underwear.com/

BTW, (just to be a religious studies curmudgeon), it's Joseph Smith, not John Smith.

thornhappy



pinkme2 -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/26/2007 4:23:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: joanus

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ORIGINAL: pinkme2

I think you are mixing up those who call themselves fundamental "mormons" with those that belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.  Only missionaries out on their missions are unable to listen or watch non-church materials.  The rest of us have nothing prohibited.  While it's recommended that we not watch rated R or more movies or look at porn, I pretty much listen and watch what I want to.

And no.  LDS is the abbreviation for the official church.  They don't practice polygamy.  As far as the "cost" for... umm.. what?  WTF are you talking about?  You'll have to explain that one.



The LSD was a joke, sheesh.
Mormon Underwear. It used to be mandatory that all Mormans had to wear special underwear.
http://www.mormon-underwear.com/


It is only worn by those who attend the temple. And it's available very cheaply in cost, but not in sacrifice. [8D]

Sorry to not understand that you were joking.  Your whole demeanor makes it hard to know when you are or are not.  Plus, I'm not sure we've gotten off on the greatest of beginnings.

Hello, my name is Pinkme.  Nice to meet you.  [:)]



joanus -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/29/2007 5:20:06 AM)

Hi Im Joanus I like to eat cats.....



TankII7871 -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/29/2007 5:38:08 AM)

One Saturday a Jehovah's Witlesses knocked on my door at 8:30 am I was nice handed  them some money and closed the door.  The next Saturday they knocked agian about the same time. I answered the door and they started their spill agian.  So i simply told them "look i was right in the middle of fucking a girl in the ass so they had to either wiat till i got done or better yet strip and wiat their turn and i would do them next.  They never knocked on my door agian.

Eric
never mistake my being nice for being a sucker



GhitaAmati -> RE: How to tell some one to shove off (10/29/2007 6:07:27 AM)

We used to get them all the time when we lived in town. Jehovahs witnesses that is, dont think we ever got mormons. My dad is a methodist minister, he would always invite them in and talk to them for hours. One lady started coming back almost every week he had her so confused about her religion. She finally gave up being a Jehovahs witness and started attending services at my dads church. It definantly kinda sucks when they start preaching their speil to someone who knows more about it than they do. One think Ive noticed it the door to door people are basically tought one specific thing to say, and if you change the subject to something that isnt in their memorized script, they get very confused.

Down here we got someone one day, and we live on a street with lots of other family members, so when they started down the street, the first family had already called everyone else to warn them before they got to the second house. My Sir is a history buff, and has lots of books that well, the normal average household wouldnt. Im also a redneck and have tons of civil war paraphanalia. So by the time they got to our house and we invited them in we had a confederate flag hanging on the wall above our couch, our coffee table had copies of "the turner diaries", "mein kampf", and a few other similar books, and there was some sort of KKK doctumantary running on the TV. They didnt stay long. In fact they left the entire neighborhood and have never come back.



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