Mormonism: Moronism with an extra M? (Full Version)

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joanus -> Mormonism: Moronism with an extra M? (10/25/2007 10:10:26 AM)

I get these human door-to-door tract despencers every day. And every day I open the door with some new ploy to scare them away. Now I now they believe they can save my soul (a scientificly proven nonexistant sudstance) but I really don't by into a religion with a foundation story that even a three year old could tear holes in. Now I'm not hating on Mormons, I dislike Scientologoy for the same reason and other such religions like this modern day wiccin-whatever crap. (kids will believe anything) Yet nothing I do rids me of these pushers and its not just the religionous people its all kinds Charities, the KKK, Political groups, the NRA, IRS,FBI and other Alphabet boys, Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, etc. Its as if I have nothing better to do than to than answer the door and talk to these people.
Why would I want to give money to people when I live in the Unemployment capital of the world? I'm not racist I hate people based on actions not skin color as I myself am a halfbreed but I dont tell them cause my landlord would go nuts if they burned a cross on my lawn. Im not Democrat nor Repulblican I'm gonna vote for the best man for the job. Now I do us the NRA shooting rang but I dont need bumperstickers. The last thing anyone needs is the men in black in their living room. the Scouts I like cause they sell me cookies and popcorn, but the others are basicly of no use. What is wrong with this country?




Estring -> RE: Mormonism: Moronism with an extra M? (10/25/2007 10:40:36 AM)

Try getting out more.




missturbation -> RE: Mormonism: Moronism with an extra M? (10/25/2007 11:31:14 AM)

Change the record, same old, same old.




slaverosebeauty -> RE: Mormonism: Moronism with an extra M? (10/25/2007 11:56:49 AM)

Best way to get rid of people showing up at your door, answer it naked and if they ask if they have come at a bad time just answer, 'no, plenty of room, the orgy hasn't gotten started yet, come on it and lube up.' Or during your next intense play session, record the sounds - sounds of a whip, chains, etc or just do it on yuor own and play it in the background and when you answer the door, keep shouting over your shoulder to 'keep it down.. no, its not the cops this time.'  That stuff usually freaks people out and they avoid your house like the plague. 




batshalom -> RE: Mormonism: Moronism with an extra M? (10/25/2007 3:38:24 PM)

If I had to choose just one thing that's wrong with this country, I'd say it's apathy. Beyond that, I just don't care.




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