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GreedyTop -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (2/28/2009 6:23:31 PM)

*necro*



Vendaval -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (2/28/2009 6:31:02 PM)

Napalm!
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Fire in the hole!



snappykappy -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (2/28/2009 6:48:06 PM)

put it up to a blow torch
or shake an empty bottle of 151 and stick a flame to the open end of the bottle



SteelofUtah -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (2/28/2009 6:51:24 PM)

USE A PROFESSIONAL.

If you don't have a lover willing to do it for you then go somewhere (Usually in more Shady parts of town) and ask them if they Wax Butts. They usually know you will mean Internal crack.

Ass Bleaching are becoming more popular as well.

Steel



subharlequin -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (2/28/2009 6:51:53 PM)

umm so my two cents....

(not sure about backdoors but works up front)
brand new razor blade (i prefer mach 3)
soak it in alchohol for a few minutes let dry for a few minutes
dry shave (no water, no soap/cream/lotion)--with the agrain not against 
then apply non scented deoderant..yes deoderant (i only know the girly kinds) rub with the grain remove access...ummm i dont recommend mouth near the area for a while...deoderant doesnt taste good
i like to rub in some baby oil as well but not together

as long as you dont use a dull blade or go against the grain and go slow and dont over due it in one area
you should be fine...but it is shaving and if you have fine hair anywhere..dont shave it just pluck or wax it shaving tends to make (most) grow back rougher and courser.
most blades can be reused..but only twice otherwise you will start to get razor burn.
also i prefer to wear light loose clothing to help keep the rub down to a minimum for a lil' while..plus its always nice to get a light breeze on my  girly bits lolol

not sure if  this helps 



DeviantlyD -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (2/28/2009 7:48:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

Take some rubbing alcohol, and soak your ass with it.  Light a match, and apply it to your rear.  Presto...no more hair.


omg! *LMFAO*

I'm relieved I wasn't eating or drinking anything when I read this post. Ahhhhh slaveboyforyou, you're so wonderfully irreverent. [:D]



Vendaval -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/1/2009 12:01:00 AM)

What this?  A new Punk Rock band?


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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
Ass Bleaching are becoming more popular as well.

Steel



naswitch -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/1/2009 1:19:41 AM)

Don't go changing for Us ... we like you just as you are ... or will when we've finished smoothing you out.

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ORIGINAL: MistresssAria

Straight razor, eyes closed *wicked grin*.............I do have fun dumping liquid latex on my subbies, letting it dry, putting heavy-duty tape over it and.......rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiipppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I do like the go to a fetish event idea. So at least you can amuse someone there.

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ORIGINAL: MysticGoddess

I wax mine (well, my subbie's that is). But only the crack, around the hole and little outward. I also wax his cock and balls. One problem with waxing and even shaving can be ingrown hairs. The one time I waxed my sub's entire ass, he had one itchy and painful ass when the hair started to grow back in...[;)]...hee hee hee



Yeah, that works too.   [sm=lastthing.gif]



CatdeMedici -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/1/2009 3:13:11 AM)

Its worth the money to get it waxed, if not, careful shaving with a razor will accomplish it---however, when it starts to grow back it will be itchy and prickly until it it back to its full length.



NormalOutside -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/1/2009 3:17:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SubJordanTyler
I've never had it grow back itchy or more coarse or anything bad.  It's always been fine and it usually is softer when it grows back - the opposite of what everyone says it will do.


That's been my experience as well.  I think people who warn everybody that the hair will grow in coarse and ugly or in any way different are crazy.



CatdeMedici -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/1/2009 3:28:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NormalOutside

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ORIGINAL: SubJordanTyler
I've never had it grow back itchy or more coarse or anything bad.  It's always been fine and it usually is softer when it grows back - the opposite of what everyone says it will do.


That's been my experience as well.  I think people who warn everybody that the hair will grow in coarse and ugly or in any way different are crazy.



or experienced.



SavageFaerie -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/1/2009 6:13:39 AM)

having someone (poen) ask for my tweezers and plucks one by one. Oww Owww Owww Owww
well you get the picture, it doesnt help when her husband is holding you down either.



subharlequin -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/1/2009 10:44:15 PM)

i've plucked a few times its not so bad once you get used to it..it takes a lil' time.....
just hurts the neck to try to manoover around to where you can see what your pulling on..lol



SavageFaerie -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/2/2009 8:18:37 AM)

okay let me clarify the plucking LOL

This was done after torturing said area first...so was ermmm very sensitive already. And I wasnt doing said plucking LOL

They though it needed a round styling bristle brushing (okay it was mallet style brushing) first. So it already felt like I had a mounded pin cushion down there already.

I stand on the evilness.



BlackPhx -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/2/2009 8:26:49 AM)

Plucking works...so does waxing..and Nads...

poenkitten the evil



SavageFaerie -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/2/2009 8:29:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Plucking works...so does waxing..and Nads...

poenkitten the evil



I would look over and glare.....but I so totally learned my lesson there.

Now mind you I would take the position if they brought out a straight edge shaving razor and strop.



subangi -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/2/2009 8:43:58 AM)

the key to shaving is not to lift the razor. Do it with a light scraping motion.  Its when you lift the razor and put it back down that causes a knick.  Also, in between shaves,to prevent ingrown hairs, scrub with a loofa sponge or those course gloves.



MistresseLotus -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/2/2009 8:47:50 AM)

Try backing into a wood shredder verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry carefully...



DrkJourney -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/2/2009 8:51:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

Take some rubbing alcohol, and soak your ass with it.  Light a match, and apply it to your rear.  Presto...no more hair.


no more ass either.....LOL  you kill me...lol



DrkJourney -> RE: How to shave my ASS ? (3/2/2009 8:55:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyLegs

I was going to suggest a mirror & tweezers... you are all way to nice


ha!  if you really wanted to be cruel, he should use an epilady or one of those other torture devices that claim it doesn't hurt but pulls the hair out from the roots...lol



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