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freshsubfu -> Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:00:19 AM)
Pork Dripping Have I got the wrong master He says he is very experienced I am 100% new I am 40 I have visited him 3 weekends All he has done is tie me up Place a very smelly pair of pants over my face Fill my bottom with warm pork dripping. My bottom now feels different Less sensitive to the point where when Go to the toilet it is in the bowl without feeling it. When I told he laughed said I would now Be like a 18 year old to fuck. As my ass walls are now less sensitive as they Have thickend Hope for some adviceThankyou

smilezz -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:04:46 AM)
uhhhh....OINK? wtf? If you are asking a serious question....you need to ask it, instead of tip-toeing around. There is nothing clear about what you have said. ~smilezz~

mistoferin -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:05:14 AM)
Did you hear "Dueling Banjos" in the background?

KatyLied -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:12:32 AM)
This can't be for real. I will never look at pork drippings the same way, thanks for that.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:14:27 AM)
Hope for some advice for what? side dishes? You havent actually asked a question, and none of us can take your post seriously... so what exactly are you looking to hear back?

Guest123 -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:15:34 AM)
i suggest you find a doctore that you can be honest with about your lifestyle... the intestines can absorb just about anything that your tummy can, i would not be for doing anything that gave you less feeling, how can you serve the man if you can't feel it? perhaps he seeks his own pleasure and nothing in your best interest... do what is safe for you,

mistoferin -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:18:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire Hope for some advice for what? side dishes? OMG...you're more effective than Jenny Craig! I think I just lost my appetite for the next week!!!

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:20:01 AM)
Your master's name isn't Emeril Lagasse is it? [8\|] [:D]

mistoferin -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:21:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel Your master's name isn't Emeril Lagasse is it? [8\|] [:D] BAM!

mnottertail -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:23:01 AM)
Hewwo, and wewcome to Emiwew WaGasse-- wive! Today we wiww be pwepawing PowkAssesCweowe... Fiwst we wiww saute gawic wiss wemowse and wesentment. Bam!!! Bam!!! Bam!!! Wet's kick it up a notch , shaww we? Emewiw Wagasse (just for you erin, baby)

mnottertail -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:27:34 AM)
Greasy old pulled pork, dripping from a dead slaves ass. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. MasterLennon

KatyLied -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:28:52 AM)
HA! Thanks for the laugh.

Guest123 -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:31:38 AM)
OP, i think that you really want to trust and please, some just don't know what they are doing, learn who you can trust by keeping yourself informed, it is good to ask questions, but get answers from good sources... would you truly be okay if what was done messes up your pleasure centers?

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:32:08 AM)
Dammit Ron, now you made me choke on my coffee! [sm=biggrin.gif]

slaveelle -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:36:01 AM)
I think your being done like the proverbial dog's dinner. Hes getting his kicks at your expense. To sit and laugh at the worries you have, is disgusting. Id kick the pig to the curb as quick as i could blink if i were you. Its easy to be fooled when your a newbie, dont feel bad, just mark it up as experience and move forward without him. I wish you luck cheers elle

mnottertail -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:42:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel Dammit Ron, now you made me choke on my coffee! [sm=biggrin.gif] But did you still manage to swallow, babe?

sq0064 -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:44:26 AM)
Yea I'm new too, however...this was to desensitize you? That's so wrong.

Guest123 -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:53:45 AM)
when i was younger, i heard of a drug addict that shot mayonaise into his veins just to see what it felt like and would do.... this conversation reminded me of that man... what is the moto that is often quoted.... "sane, safe, concensual"... (spelling sucks today), not everything that is done or tried is a smart thing to do, i suppose someone had to be first to decide that it didn't work, but i would seriously question this and anything else that man wanted to do.

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 8:58:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel Dammit Ron, now you made me choke on my coffee! [sm=biggrin.gif] But did you still manage to swallow, babe? You better believe it! [:)]

mnottertail -> RE: Pork Dripping (10/26/2007 9:26:16 AM)
Your training is coming along very nicely, I am proud of you, GOOD GIRL!!!! MasterFearsomeTrainer

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