quietkitten
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Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the
woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his
ball back in play, he ended up thrashing every buttercup in the
patch.
All of a sudden POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little
old woman appeared.
She said "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to
make those buttercups? For doing what you did, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life."
"And, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of
your life."
"In fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of
your life!"
Then POOF! She was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he yelled for his friend
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred called back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Dave immediately shouted back "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love
of God, DON'T SWING!"
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