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knees2you -> Police who might need a little help. (8/2/2005 5:02:42 PM)
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Subject: Good/Better/Best
These are cute....
GOOD
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy
was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR
TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell
lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was
included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young Minnesota woman was pulled over for speeding in Wisconsin.
As Wisconsin State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping
open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a
ticket to the State Troopers Ball.
"He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
he'd
just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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