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TakenPet -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/29/2007 6:38:12 PM)
I would say ignore and don't dignify it with a response, however missturbation's response is really quite funny .. mind if I borrow it next time??? Cheers

iammachine -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/29/2007 8:28:18 PM)
I like to threaten to tie people up and make them watch chick flicks. [:D]

iammachine -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/29/2007 8:30:43 PM)
quote: I always ask for money. Lots of money. It always works. Oh, that's a good one! I got a book out of the deal once, though. Yay for amazon wish lists. [8D]

RRafe -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/29/2007 8:40:26 PM)
fr,this one seemed to work for girls I sent it to. I have this wonderful fantasy I always wanted to try..I lead you out into the depths of this deep dark forest... we find ourselves in a secluded meadow,and I unzip your pants,and start to give you head...The moment you shut your eyes, I nail your cock to the stump you are leaning against. Then I jab a dull knife into the stump, right next to you. Douse the stump with lighter fluid, toss in a match-and run away, just as fast as I can!!!! I'm free at 8 tonight. Wanna play?"

DesertRat -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/29/2007 8:46:25 PM)
I sometimes offer to send out the latest version of my brochure, "Your New Life As Bob's Slave: A Comprehensive Overview of All the Things I'll Do to You." Bob

TemptingNviceSub -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/29/2007 8:58:22 PM)
Well ala Dr phil and Creative Dominant.."And how's that line working for you?"..Tempting

adoracat -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/29/2007 9:57:24 PM)
ok....i once said "would you mind running to the store for me? i'm out of tampons" he never messaged back! innocent look kitten, whose Daddy would, if asked

LadySeraphina -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/29/2007 10:01:55 PM)
I just got one of those today. I told him 'I would Not buy you ice cream. You do not deserve it." My boy's suggestion. It should leave the wanker scratching his head.

MasterFireMaam -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/29/2007 11:32:22 PM)
My best response: ----- ----- Master Fire

MsSaskia -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/30/2007 12:00:45 AM)
First, I'd have you take off all your clothes. Then, I'd have you slowly, tantalizingly pull out that big box under your bed. Next, I'd have you take out all the receipts you've been saving and sort them out by year. Then I'd have you get out all the federal tax forms you've submitted over the past five years. Are you still naked? Good. OK, here's where it gets hot: you're going to go through each receipt and tell me how you justify it as a deduction. Yeah, baby. That's it. Nice and slow. I've got your accountant and an IRS agent on speakerphone for a hot little four-way action. Mmm, that's nice, isn't it?

HotFaerieMama -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/30/2007 12:05:29 AM)
i don't get too many of these on here but i do on other sites and i ususally come up with the most vile and depraved thing i can think of and it usually works becase its mostly from idiots who are looking for a kinky girl to cyber with.and they get a surprise when they find out what i'm thinking..

BloodLuna -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/30/2007 5:30:26 AM)
I LOVE all the responses. I am a goth by nature. LOL One variation of the question has been "what is the most exteme thing you can think of to do to me?" My response was "I'm a vampire. I want to cut you with a knife in 50 different places and drain a pint of your blood so that I have an emergency supply. Oh and also, I want to cut your penis and drink from it whenver I want" That one worked for a little while. Until I met someone who was apparently much more deviant than I was. We were together for 4 years LOL. Talk about backfiring LOL Lady Luna

MadameMarque -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/30/2007 5:55:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat I sometimes offer to send out the latest version of my brochure, "Your New Life As Bob's Slave: A Comprehensive Overview of All the Things I'll Do to You." Bob Oh my God. Kudos.

missturbation -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/30/2007 5:57:29 AM)
I've always fancied having a go at brain surgery, it looks so easy on casualty / ER.

meticulousgirl -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/30/2007 5:58:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PsyVamp Thats as bad as "What are you wearing"...lol I'll tell them that first I'll have them clean my yard - then they can paint the hallway... lol Psy - aka Lady Jag LOL yes but i think that's the point of well....at least this thread. ~meticulous~

BloodLuna -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/30/2007 6:46:06 AM)
GRIN meticulous - did my thread have a point? LOL I just wanted to see how scarey all of us could really be!!! I mean - come on it IS almost halloween LOL Lady Luna

HotFaerieMama -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/30/2007 7:06:07 AM)
i was chatting ( in a non bdsm chat) and got pm'd for cyber... and i responded in my usual way.. i asked to be fisted in both holes while cuffed and duct taped to a spanking bench whilst blinfolded and gagged.. hehe.. this usually works.. and the response is " you are one fucked up chick you seriously need help" haha.. and this always makes me laugh.. i wonder if any of those idiots who go around and pm every chick ( or any name that is even remotely female sounding) for cyber.. are they starting to realise that their methods are not working ( probably not but one can hope)

RRafe -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/30/2007 7:51:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama i was chatting ( in a non bdsm chat) and got pm'd for cyber... and i responded in my usual way.. i asked to be fisted in both holes while cuffed and duct taped to a spanking bench whilst blinfolded and gagged.. hehe.. this usually works.. and the response is " you are one fucked up chick you seriously need help" haha.. and this always makes me laugh.. i wonder if any of those idiots who go around and pm every chick ( or any name that is even remotely female sounding) for cyber.. are they starting to realise that their methods are not working ( probably not but one can hope) Gee,that would have just made me ask-you have plenty of lube on hand? [;)]

Alumbrado -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/30/2007 8:10:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyLynx The only time I had gotten that one, I said "I would ignore you" Ahhh... a true sadist.[;)]

MadameMarque -> RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" (10/30/2007 8:42:23 AM)
Actually, being serious for a moment, not to ruin anyone's snide retorts, it is not such an unreasonable question for someone to ask, "what would you do to me?" If they're really looking, they do have a vested interest in knowing. And if they're just beginning to dip their toes in the water, well, likewise. It's just that the answer to that question, at least my answer, is probably either, I don't know if I'd do anything, with you, nameless, faceless stranger on the Internet, Or I don't know, yet. I have to get a feel for you, first. Or Now if I told you, then it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?

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