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The Hitman - 8/2/2005 10:37:17 PM

Tommiegirl

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Two guys are playing golf when they notice a guy all by himself. They say "Hey, why don't you play along with us?". The single guy says ok. They ask him what he does.......and he says "I'm a hitman. If you don't believe me go look in my golf bag." They go look in his golf bag and take out a rifle. He says, "Go ahead check out the scope on it". One of them looks through the scope and says "Hey I can see my house". "Hey I can see my wife"......."HEY I CAN SEE SOME GUY THERE". Then he says to the HITMAN......"How much do your charge for a shot?". The hitman replies, "I charge $1000. per shot". The guy says "OK.......I want one shot in that mans penis. And I want another shot in my wifes mouth......because she talks too much". He hands the rifle to the Hitman........waits ten minutes and then says "Why aren't you taking the shots?". The hitman waits 30 seconds longer and then says "I'm going to save you $1000."

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RE: The Hitman - 8/4/2005 7:50:22 PM

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Is it bad that I had to actually think about that one before I got it?

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RE: The Hitman - 8/5/2005 7:54:26 PM

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It is a thinking type of joke.......probably better "heard" than read. But I laughed hard when I first heard it.......took me a moment to get it as well! *smile*

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RE: The Hitman - 8/5/2005 9:24:35 PM

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Yikes!

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RE: The Hitman - 8/6/2005 1:09:54 AM

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Love it

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