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Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 11:41:07 AM   
darchChylde


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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 11:45:29 AM   
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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 12:04:40 PM   
jadedserendipity


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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday I would sing this horrible song that they make us sing at work but I would be loud and offkey and nobody here knows the words...... But happy Birthday anyhow

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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 12:47:52 PM   
acissej


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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 12:59:23 PM   
chellekitty


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Status: offline 		you look ooooooold.....but i like me a Dirty Old Man (DOMs) hehehe

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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 1:01:55 PM   
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Happy Birthday- many more!

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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 2:51:13 PM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		tell the truth, i've got gray hairs enough, arthritis, plus a bad back and knee... i hear modern rock and wonder what "these kids" are thinking and whatever happened to taste... so i guess i am an old fogey, hehe i'm a DOM chelle? that was funny

thank everyone for the happy birthday... and missturbation, you still turn me on


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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 2:53:35 PM   
chellekitty


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Status: offline 		hey, if i can convert a gay guy to bi, i can convert a sub to Dom....don't ruin my fantasies....

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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 2:55:46 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Ahhh, I remember 32, fondly. I think I do. Some days, I do. How old am I? Umm.......wait. Oh, yeah! Errrr, 32 PLUS a few.

Happy birthday, darch! I have stopped writing my names in standard numeric. Too depressing. I am using Roman Numerals these days. My age is L. *L*

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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 4:29:04 PM   
laurell3


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Status: offline 		Halloween birthday, bet that was fun as a kid.  Have a great one!
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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 5:12:59 PM   
divi


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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 5:38:23 PM   
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Woo hoo.
If i was nearer and your Mistress allowed it i would give you a very special b'day pressie
Plus added bonus you'd get to be around, and this is a secret right?, Someone older than you and feel younger

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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 5:47:33 PM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

and missturbation, you still turn me on

Woo hoo.
If i was nearer and your Mistress allowed it i would give you a very special b'day pressie
Plus added bonus you'd get to be around, and this is a secret right?, Someone older than you and feel younger


to be honest, my lovely friend; you are far to young for me; actually Ma'am is too young for me by several years (and She's older than you) as i prefer women 10 or more years older than me... but i deal with people, passion, emotions and attraction; not an arbitrary list of qualities, so that's ok

now i will use my imagination about what this "pressie" might be, and walk about with a smile on my face and a book before my pants


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I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 5:52:11 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Sir is a lot older than me too  I prefer older men, always have.
However for you and your b'day i'd gladly make the exception.

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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 6:05:31 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

to be honest, my lovely friend; you are far to young for me;



thats funny...actually...cause even though you are a older, and i know you weren't talking to me, but...you're still not old enough for me...Daddy is at the younger of my age bracket...and he was worried about being to old for me...jeeze...silly men....




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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 6:22:39 PM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: chellekitty

thats funny...actually...cause even though you are a older, and i know you weren't talking to me, but...you're still not old enough for me...Daddy is at the younger of my age bracket...and he was worried about being to old for me...jeeze...silly men....





does it help my case at all to say you are an adorable little lady? it doesn't hurt that you are so incredibly bathycolpian, either *wink*

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if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 9:15:51 PM   
cuffnspankme


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Status: offline 		Hmmm you are one year and one week older then I am. 31 here on Nov 7th. Guess I am really below your age limits then. *pouts* Oh well, can't win em all. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 9:17:57 PM   
chellekitty


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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde
does it help my case at all to say you are an adorable little lady? it doesn't hurt that you are so incredibly bathycolpian, either *wink*


nah....you're cute to look at...but...hmm maybe Daddy would let me have a pet....

< Message edited by chellekitty -- 10/31/2007 9:18:22 PM >

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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 9:27:02 PM   
mya75


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Status: offline 		How's 32 feel?? Nov 3rd for me ...so I'd like to know in advance what to expect..............Happy B-Day!!

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RE: Funny, i Don't Feel Any Older - 10/31/2007 11:29:45 PM   
LDRandAstarte


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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

i turned 32 today


32? hell I got aches and pains that have been around longer then that!

Happy B-day anyway youngster!

< Message edited by LDRandAstarte -- 10/31/2007 11:31:15 PM >

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