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softandshy -> Desperately Creative (11/1/2007 12:20:39 AM)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32346

camille65 -> RE: Desperately Creative (11/1/2007 3:20:53 AM)
That was funny, I happen to know a fruit fornicator and I'm passing that link to him hahaha.My favorite part was this: Truthfully I had sex with two different cantaloupes. The first cantaloupe I had relations with fell apart. I am not averse to rough sex at times and I guess I got a little too carried away with cantaloupe #1; so much so that it broke into several pieces. After that I realized that I would have to make sweet, soft tender love to the cantaloupe; to be a gentle and caring and attentive lover. To cantaloupe #2 I was all of those things and more.

seeksfemslave -> RE: Desperately Creative (11/1/2007 5:07:16 AM)
I blush to admit that I have tried it with a melon. Leave the pips in, they make all the difference lol An I ate it afterwards. Waste not want not I say !

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Desperately Creative (11/1/2007 5:15:25 AM)
Hmm, interesting. wasnt it cold?

RubberWitch -> RE: Desperately Creative (11/1/2007 5:16:54 AM)
did anyone else read this and think about that pumpkin on their porch? http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/09/21

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Desperately Creative (11/1/2007 5:21:25 AM)
ok, i read the "study", what i found interesting was that the roughest of the fruits, he had intercourse with the longest, hmm. if i had a penis and it started to sting, i would have stopped!!! i think he is not only a fruit f**ker but may also be a pain slut! just a thought

LadyLynx -> RE: Desperately Creative (11/1/2007 12:30:54 PM)
heh. I don't know why, but my brain caught on to the words "violated fruit" it would be an interesting band name. But interesting article. I have heard of having sex with a cantaloup.

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