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downkitty -> In really poor taste (11/2/2007 7:56:40 PM)
Being from Louisiana, and a Coonass myself, I am allowed to post this: Setting, suburban South Louisiana, Coonass (kind of like Redneck) family ... Teenage daughter comes bounding down the stairs. "Daddy, can I borrow the car tonight? Me and Michelle want to go to the mall." Dad says, "Sure, cher (pronounced shA and is a term of endearment), but you have to suck my dick first." Teenage girl rolls her eyes and sighs the way they always do. "Seriously dad, can I just borrow the car?" "Sure cher, but you have to suck my dick first." She thinks it over and decided OK. She reaches into his pants and says, "Ew, Dad, you have shit all over your dick!" "Oh, that's right, your brother has the car."

VadFarkas -> RE: In really poor taste (11/2/2007 8:06:25 PM)
EEEwwww!!!!!!!!

TPESOSWanted -> RE: In really poor taste (11/2/2007 10:55:46 PM)
Love it! :-) Nice to find a really sick mind like my own.

rubberpet -> RE: In really poor taste (11/3/2007 5:41:06 AM)
Mais, chere, dat was funny, yeah! I'm a Coonass, too! But obviously the dad wasn't a true Coonass, otherwise he would have known to wear the condom with the extra ribs on it to go plowing through the mud! [:D]

laurell3 -> RE: In really poor taste (11/3/2007 10:00:53 AM)
Yeah oddly I never find sexual assault or incest humorous, I guess I'm just quirky like that.

InkedMaster -> RE: In really poor taste (11/4/2007 7:56:20 AM)
LMFAO

Saratov -> RE: In really poor taste (11/4/2007 8:18:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet Mais, chere, dat was funny, yeah! I'm a Coonass, too! But obviously the dad wasn't a true Coonass, otherwise he would have known to wear the condom with the extra ribs on it to go plowing through the mud! [:D] [8\|] You ought to know anything w/ ribs, extra or not, is gon go on da bar b que! An' as fo condoms salt, pepper and lil' hot sauce is all ya needs. [:)]

rubberpet -> RE: In really poor taste (11/4/2007 8:37:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet Mais, chere, dat was funny, yeah! I'm a Coonass, too! But obviously the dad wasn't a true Coonass, otherwise he would have known to wear the condom with the extra ribs on it to go plowing through the mud! [:D] [8\|] You ought to know anything w/ ribs, extra or not, is gon go on da bar b que! An' as fo condoms salt, pepper and lil' hot sauce is all ya needs. [:)] Aw, Saratov, you don't wanna fuck. You just hungry! [:D]

eyesopened -> RE: In really poor taste (11/4/2007 2:36:12 PM)
Oh.. i was warned... in poor taste but funny!

HypnoticDan -> RE: In really poor taste (11/5/2007 4:10:05 PM)
I heard it as "ew, dad, your dick TASTES like shit."

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