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What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/3/2007 7:23:53 PM

ownedgirlie

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OK when I was back east, I had the enjoyable pleasure of hanging out with LAMSpeach for a couple of days. She corrupted me (heheh) by bringing me to a naughty store. At that naughty store were all sorts of deliciously evil looking toys. I drooled at them and caressed them and then, unable to resist, flipped my shirt up and told her to swat me with them, to try them out.

Ohhh how GOOD they felt!!

So I went hog wild and bought...well...all of them for Mr. Wonderful.

I presented them to him this morning. Mr. Wonderful does not whip a girl like sweet peach does. It went something like this:

WHACK - "OH MY GOD, Now "peach" didn't hit me like that!!!!"

WHACK - "Ohhhhhh fuckkkk, it's not supposed to hurt like this!!!!"

WHACK - "Ohhhhhh myyyyy godddddd I think I made a very bad mistake!!!"

Now Mr. Evil has four new toys that he's finding really amusing, and I'm realizing the errors of my thinking!! I'm considering sending LAM these same toys so peach can get a taste of what I just had...egads.

Anyone else buy a gift they later regretted?! I mean, they looked so prettyyyyy in the store....ugh.

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/3/2007 7:29:37 PM

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And that will teach you to never do anything like that again won't it? NOT

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/3/2007 7:33:04 PM

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LOL "NOT" is right. It was worth seeing him laugh hysterically at me as I was expressing such regret

It'll just teach me to realize peach is a softie, lol.

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/3/2007 7:50:19 PM

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Maybe this is where the phrase "you hit like a girl", should next time ,actually be considered ?........~chortle~....Tempting

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/3/2007 7:51:30 PM

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Ha! Great point, Tempting!! :)

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/3/2007 7:54:03 PM

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A past girl of mine thought that the oiled bison hide was really cool. We were in the leather store-her with theusual wet panties at smelling so much of it. It was pricey-I bought it anyhow. Took it home crafted a little flogger out of it-I took a swing at her ass with it playfully-it welted her ass through the back pocket of her jeans.

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/3/2007 8:11:03 PM

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* laughs* Well the toys were so pretty and your insane ass is so cute i couldnt hit you very hard. (Not to mention that we didn't have permission to play.) But I am sooo glad that you loved every minute of your time with him and that I was remembered .hehehehe

As for your question yes, i have bought toys for Master as gifts and because he has told me to, Later thinking I have to be fucking crazy to buy my own torture devices. I personally think he likes that fact that he tortures me with the things i have bought him.

One time Master and i were looking at quirts on line and he expressed that he liked the way this one quirt looked and told me how bad quirt hurt. so i order it as a surprise. When it arrived i opened it and it was so soft and felt so good ( like the flogger I showed you, girlie) . I was all smug thinking how can this really hurt, the tongue are so soft , slap myself a couple times, Nope doesnt hurt, thinking i cant wait for him to use it on me.... Well let me tell you, in Masters hands that is the most evil *$^$(*&# thing. I curse every time he uses it . I remember him saying well you bought it. I now have a love hate relationship with it (whispser i would love the lose it but hate to feel Master's anger when he cant find it.)

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/3/2007 8:18:30 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMspeach

* laughs* Well the toys were so pretty and your insane ass is so cute i couldnt hit you very hard. (Not to mention that we didn't have permission to play.) But I am sooo glad that you loved every minute of your time with him and that I was remembered .hehehehe

Yeah, you were remembered all right - He got a kick out of me comparing you to him, haha.

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As for your question yes, i have bought toys for Master as gifts and because he has told me to, Later thinking I have to be fucking crazy to buy my own torture devices. I personally think he likes that fact that he tortures me with the things i have bought him.

Mr. Wonderful loves that too, to give me a good one with something I bought or made for him. There is a knotted roped flogger I made for him - has a very hard thud and leaves round bruises all over me. He grins, saying, "Hey - YOU made it!"

(But do they have to keep hitting the SAME spot repeatedly??)

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One time Master and i were looking at quirts on line and he expressed that he liked the way this one quirt looked and told me how bad quirt hurt. so i order it as a surprise. When it arrived i opened it and it was so soft and felt so good ( like the flogger I showed you, girlie) . I was all smug thinking how can this really hurt, the tongue are so soft , slap myself a couple times, Nope doesnt hurt, thinking i cant wait for him to use it on me.... Well let me tell you, in Masters hands that is the most evil *$^$(*&# thing. I curse every time he uses it . I remember him saying well you bought it. I now have a love hate relationship with it (whispser i would love the lose it but hate to feel Master's anger when he cant find it.)

LOL that flogger you showed me - I thought that was a soft leather, too. Not so soft when snapped at the nipples, sheesh.

I once threatened to misplace his wartenburg wheel (which I did NOT buy, btw). Then HE misplaced it and blamed me. When I found his at the bottom of one of his toybags, I struggled with the decision to give it back! But I did, like a jerk.

He rewarded me by using it on me.

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/3/2007 8:31:43 PM

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There are these vicious nipple clamps I bought years ago. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I still regret the purchase. I must confess--I have intentionally "misplaced" them a few times....

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/4/2007 12:50:44 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: acissej

There are these vicious nipple clamps I bought years ago. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I still regret the purchase. I must confess--I have intentionally "misplaced" them a few times....

Ugh, they're not clover clamps are they? A cruel, cruel friend (you know who you are) bought Mr. Wonderful some clover clamps. I haven't forgive her yet

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/4/2007 4:01:42 AM

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I had remembered seeing these lovely rubber band floggers at a store once upon a time and loving the way they felt as I swatted them against my arms. I told Sir about them and all but begged him to make me a rubber band flogger because I was convinced I would love playing with them. WRONG!!!!! He made two and both were evil, evil devices of torture. Ohhh how I regretted ever telling him about them.

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/4/2007 4:37:37 AM

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~heh heh~
A dominant I know was talking one time about making a snake bite flogger. I expressed a great interest in it and told him I thought I would like to experience one. He never mentioned it again and I had pretty much forgotten about it. Several months later, I’m in position and………….Wham! I was almost knocked flat by the pain (and I’m a masochist!) I screeched quite a bit through that session and concluded from his laughter what he was using. Yep, he had completed the flogger as planned and said to me ‘be careful what you wish for, little girl!’

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/4/2007 6:48:14 AM

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Funny as shit. I had a girl but a plug once that was the BDSM equivalent of "Your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

Ooooh she regretted that for ages.

In the end I used to just put it on the nightstand sometimes and watch her flip throughout the scene. Even when I didn't use it (which was most of the time) just the sight of it did things to her that made me chuckle with delight.

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/4/2007 7:06:30 AM

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ORIGINAL: LaMspeach

I now have a love hate relationship with it (whispser i would love the lose it but hate to feel Master's anger when he cant find it.)

And this why I'm glad the toy bag has a lot of pockets. Because he just shoves everything into the big one so when I really can't face something "Hey look, I neatened up the bag" without mentioning I carefully hig the undesirable item in a pocket he never uses, wrapped inside of other things.

I don't lose things, I just reorganize them.

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/4/2007 8:39:17 AM

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" I don't lose things, I just reorganize them."

Thats funny as hell.
And a fancy dance around not lying.
Of course I define lying as communicating with an intent to decieve whether by ommision or commision, which makes that tough.
I admire the artistry involved there.

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/4/2007 10:00:00 AM

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I haven't bought any toys yet but i did regret a comment i made one time along the lines of "if you tickle me you will get hurt." I was just trying to warn the guy that i flail about uncontrollably when tickled...somehow he took it as a challenge...gee..i wonder why?

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/4/2007 10:43:40 AM

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What a great thread! Thanks, ownedgirlie!

For me, it isn't something I bought Him, but something I showed Him...

I have a pair of 'hair sticks' that are sort of like short chopsticks, with feathers on one end and a fairly sharp point on the other... forgetting that He knows just how ticklish I am.

The Ivol Man doesn't even bother to tie me down... He just puts me on my belly and sits on me. Ivol IVOL Man!!

Hi Master.

I love You.

Nchaka's amicia, who thinks she should hide now

and be glad Master can't reach her today with those ivol sticks

PS-- About all the emoticons... just think of it as collarme Sunday funnies.

I have never been lifted so high as when I kneel at His feet.

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/4/2007 11:22:35 AM

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I don't lose things, I just reorganize them.

Oh I'm definitely going to have to remember this one!

Along the lines of mentioning things that we later regret, I learned a lot time ago that Mr. Wonderful, aka Mr. Evil views such things as "I'm really glad you haven't done _____ because that would kill me" as invitations.

And he says he's not sadistic....hmmph!

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/4/2007 11:44:09 AM

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Anyone else buy a gift they later regretted?! I mean, they looked so prettyyyyy in the store....ugh.

Yeah, I bought these clover clamps for a girlfriend and later, really regretted buying them.

Oh wait. No, I didn't. I'm still really glad I bought them. ::smirks::

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RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) - 11/4/2007 11:52:00 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

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ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

Anyone else buy a gift they later regretted?! I mean, they looked so prettyyyyy in the store....ugh.

Yeah, I bought these clover clamps for a girlfriend and later, really regretted buying them.

Oh wait. No, I didn't. I'm still really glad I bought them. ::smirks::

Celeste

Bah - they got "reorganzied"

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