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Lucylastic -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/4/2007 11:53:57 AM)
ORIGINAL: Celeste43 I don't lose things, I just reorganize them. OMGawd that is awesome, lol I may have to use that The other day I had to order a flogger for a customer, and looked thru the artisans site to catch up on what was new.... and came across this......."Liquid Truncheon. It's another 18" length of solid, heavy, chunky neoprene rubber, this time in an even bigger, horribler fuller 1/2" diameter" Having slight sadistic tendencies, I thought oooooh how lovely and ordered it as I like to test some toys on myself before putting them on my site for sale.... well it arrived friday.....nice n heavy, thick, rubber....a bit waggly so I tested it on my arm....bloody hell, that hurts..... try it on my thigh as theres more padding...ow you sadistic F****** bitch....yes I now have a deep bruise now on my arm and my thigh. Delightful evilly nasty toy, but I hid it away from myself, until I get to play with my favourite pain slut again. Lucy

ownedgirlie -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/4/2007 12:06:31 PM)
OMG Lucy, my Master has one of those, or at least something very similar to what you described. I call it, "Being hit with a spare tire" Talk about THUMP! The first strike had me cry out, "Oh my GOD, what the hell was THAT???" He laughed, and hit me again.

grlneedstolearn -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/4/2007 12:12:59 PM)
Been there done that, and another mistake i realized as well: i did re-arranging of my bedroom and moved the desk in front of the window to make my room look bigger. But now my Dom has taken advantage of the extra arm space when he goes to spank me with his implements [:o], and he won't have to worry about having the desk or chair in the way. i've got to think before i do something like that again

LaMspeach -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/4/2007 1:05:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie Along the lines of mentioning things that we later regret, I learned a lot time ago that Mr. Wonderful, aka Mr. Evil views such things as "I'm really glad you haven't done _____ because that would kill me" as invitations. And he says he's not sadistic....hmmph! Laughs Yeah, I learned that lesson a while ago also.

ownedgirlie -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/4/2007 1:07:38 PM)
Heh, I wonder if I tried something like, "I really wish you wouldn't put me up in a luxury apartment atop Twin Peaks in San Francisco..." if it would work the same...?? [8D] I doubt it. I'd probably get the "spare tire" again for something like that...

Prinsexx -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/4/2007 1:24:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie Anyone else buy a gift they later regretted?! I mean, they looked so prettyyyyy in the store....ugh. Yes; Ben Waa balls in three different sizes...don't even ask....

HollyBlue -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/4/2007 1:29:18 PM)
Don't give up on the new torture devices yet. You might like them very much if you're properly warmed up, in a different mood, or your general appreciation of pain has deepened. Sometimes a hairbrush to my inner thighs feels like hell, and sometimes it feels like heaven. Keep the nasties around, just in case. [;)] My first experience of "flying" was triggered by pain I thought I couldn't take...

ownedgirlie -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/4/2007 1:31:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Prinsexx quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie Anyone else buy a gift they later regretted?! I mean, they looked so prettyyyyy in the store....ugh. Yes; Ben Waa balls in three different sizes...don't even ask.... LMAO!!!! You poor, poor dear!!!

ownedgirlie -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/4/2007 1:34:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HollyBlue Don't give up on the new torture devices yet. You might like them very much if you're properly warmed up, in a different mood, or your general appreciation of pain has deepened. Sometimes a hairbrush to my inner thighs feels like hell, and sometimes it feels like heaven. Keep the nasties around, just in case. [;)] My first experience of "flying" was triggered by pain I thought I couldn't take... Hi Holly, Well since I have no control over being warmed up (usually I am not) or what toys are kept and used, I think I have no choice but to learn to deal better or suffah!!! LOL. I do relate to what you said about moods and appreciation for pain deepening. What I couldn't take 3 years ago I am enjoying now...so maybe I'll actually LIKE these new gadgets in another 3 years or so...heh.

LadyLynx -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/4/2007 1:57:00 PM)
chortles and adds yet more evil items to her ever-growing list

soultoshare -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/5/2007 9:57:40 AM)
Maybe it's just me, but having spent time in the military, I learned VERY quickly to NEVER volunteer anything!!!!! This includes information that may later come back to haunt me.......I am a firm believer in "you have the right to remain silent!". As for buying toys, well, I have gotten the pretty things in the store, but I'm still a coward about the more evil looking ones! I have thought about the rubber band type of flogger tho......but thinking is as far as I've gotten! (They come in such pretty colors!)My momma didn't raise no fool! Although, the Twin Peaks idea sounds like it could have possibilities! I blame my missing items on my cats......they are forever rooting around in the box anyway, so it's believable. They are great for the missing nipple clamps...the one just loves little shiny things! And I did purchase the anal plug from hell.....I just threw that one away....what isn't there can't hurt me! [:D]

ownedgirlie -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/5/2007 9:59:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soultoshare Although, the Twin Peaks idea sounds like it could have possibilities! Heh...doesn't it, though? My own little Briar Patch! [:D]

chellekitty -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/5/2007 10:06:53 AM)
the head of my leather household came in from repairing the car a few months ago and said something to the effect of "I have some left over heater hose, i bet it would make a great toy"...so dumb ass me, said, "that looks like fun" and stood up and turned around...son of a monkey whore...maybe after a really good warm up....but that piece of shit (the toy, not Sir) hurts like hell....and thuddy doesn't hurt anymore...normally....

Celeste43 -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/5/2007 4:36:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana " I don't lose things, I just reorganize them." Thats funny as hell. And a fancy dance around not lying. Of course I define lying as communicating with an intent to decieve whether by ommision or commision, which makes that tough. I admire the artistry involved there. Not lying, because if he says where is x, I tell him outside front small zippered pocket. And he knows I do this, so it's a game between us.

MaamJay -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/5/2007 7:09:48 PM)
My subby girl made Me a lovely cord flogger ... trouble was, she put glue on the ends to stop them from fraying ... in a flogger tryout she rated it nastiest out of 6 LOL! Now she has presented me with a leather slapper with my initials MJ in snaps but reversed so they should leave a lovely imprint on the ass reading correctly! I am looking forward to trying that out next time she is here and well ... evil chuckle ... I wonder how it will compare with Mr Studley (My favourite paddle). However, she is still learning the most important lesson ... NOT to say "You wouldn't DARE!" to a Domme LOL! First time found her topless unpacking the car at home ... this next time will find her eating cream pie sometime (when she thinks We've forgotten hehe) ... when will she say it next I wonder?? Maam Jay aka violet[A]

MasterMataeo -> RE: What was I thinking (aka, Why did I buy him that?!) (11/6/2007 9:35:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie OK when I was back east, I had the enjoyable pleasure of hanging out with LAMSpeach for a couple of days. She corrupted me (heheh) by bringing me to a naughty store. At that naughty store were all sorts of deliciously evil looking toys. I drooled at them and caressed them and then, unable to resist, flipped my shirt up and told her to swat me with them, to try them out. Ohhh how GOOD they felt!! So I went hog wild and bought...well...all of them for Mr. Wonderful. I presented them to him this morning. Mr. Wonderful does not whip a girl like sweet peach does. It went something like this: WHACK - "OH MY GOD, Now "peach" didn't hit me like that!!!!" WHACK - "Ohhhhhh fuckkkk, it's not supposed to hurt like this!!!!" WHACK - "Ohhhhhh myyyyy godddddd I think I made a very bad mistake!!!" Now Mr. Evil has four new toys that he's finding really amusing, and I'm realizing the errors of my thinking!! I'm considering sending LAM these same toys so peach can get a taste of what I just had...egads. Anyone else buy a gift they later regretted?! I mean, they looked so prettyyyyy in the store....ugh. hope you enjoy your self bought punishment,,,, hehehe you might think twice next time,, oh wait ,, dont ,, your enjoying it and you know it MM

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