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RRafe -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/6/2007 10:59:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: laurell3 Oh you are not. Having a switch profile keeps me out of the mass mailing garbage from subs to an extent. However, when I had just a sub one I must have gotten 10 offers a week for K9. My standard response was "ick" and block. I had one girl that barked when she wanted to call yellow-does that count?

LadyLegs -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/6/2007 11:03:20 PM)
Do you get Doms that have an overpowering need to submit (secretly of course) and think you are just the one to do it? WTF is that all about?

RRafe -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/6/2007 11:06:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyLegs Do you get Doms that have an overpowering need to submit (secretly of course) and think you are just the one to do it? WTF is that all about? Considering how many "Doms" are already out there-submitting to women to get laid-it's not too big a stretch.[:D]

Ysabo -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/6/2007 11:06:15 PM)
OMG, I have been missing out on all this! Why aren't I good enough to ask for a log or two? ROFL OMG, that is a chuckle and a half!

PhoenixRed -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/6/2007 11:15:29 PM)
Oh ya! lol Or the Doms that think that all females are inherently submissive and are just playing at being Dommes....we're all just waiting for the right Dom to come along and show us the light! lol They obviously have never met or talked to me or most of you Ladies! When the tell me what I should do as a sub with them, I just say "well, you obvously wrote to share info on what to do with our respective subs." Then I tell them what I do with mine. Usually never hear from them again. Wonder why that is? Hmmmm.

Action -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/7/2007 2:00:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNstepsout I had one offer to buy my pee and another who wants to "feast on my steaming logs". I feel so special. I know who that 2n'd one is! He keeps writing to me too >.<

Action -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/7/2007 2:05:06 AM)
Also kudos on the thread, I had a similar one but it was taken down? Ah oh well. I think the best message I've recieved recently, and I've gotten plenty, is from someone asking to have me and friends come over and leave him "presents" in his toilet and he'd pay for the privilage. Nothing more.Wanted me to come over as much as I needed to "go" daily.

MisPandora -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/7/2007 4:48:01 AM)
My most memorable occasion working in fetish retail as a boutique manager was when we were all systematically approached to buy our worn panties. At first, I was annoyed. Piss off, I'm working! But then, we all talked about it and said, yanno....if this wanker is going to drive us nuts on a weekly basis, we might as well get something out of it. So, we made a serious "under the table" killing on two guys who came in every other week -- buying them right off of our bodies. We'd auction them off until the guy wouldn't go any higher, or we'd pit them against one another when they called -- "Sorry Jim, Buyer #1 already claimed mine for $50. Oh, you'll pay $60? OK, you win!" Even the boss got involved and she thought it was funny. Finally, I think the guys collected enough panties, or masturbated their fantasy away and left our undies alone. I think, however, that we'd have all drawn the line at bottling the "champagne" or leaving him a treat IN the panties....ew.

MisPandora -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/7/2007 4:52:13 AM)
While it might be against postal regulations, it's not a graded crime: A Postal Service spokeswoman said the U.S. Postal Service prohibits sending feces through the mail except for medical or veterinary purposes, and in those instances the samples must meet rigorous packing and labeling requirements. Without some implied or written threat, however, a poop-filled package won't get the sender in trouble on the first offense.

petdave -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/7/2007 5:27:40 AM)
Hm. My lack of research, i guess... There was a woman in the upstate here that got in trouble a couple years ago for selling urine and soiled panties over the internet, and it was a postal offense... i guess The Man was just out to bring her down. And thanks a bunch, RRafe... now i've got the Log jingle stuck in my head, accompanied by the cartoon which now starts with the log coming out of Stimpy's ass. i did not need to start my morning with that [&:]

beeble -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/7/2007 3:44:26 PM)
quote: petdave wrote: Ooh, be careful with that... could be a sting operation. It's actually a federal offense to mail bodily wastes. Well, apparently, it isn't a federal offense but, even if it was illegal, it couldn't be a sting. It would be such a blatant case of entrapment that it would be laughed out of court.

MamaDomme -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/7/2007 4:51:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MisPandora My most memorable occasion working in fetish retail as a boutique manager was when we were all systematically approached to buy our worn panties. At first, I was annoyed. Piss off, I'm working! But then, we all talked about it and said, yanno....if this wanker is going to drive us nuts on a weekly basis, we might as well get something out of it. So, we made a serious "under the table" killing on two guys who came in every other week -- buying them right off of our bodies. We'd auction them off until the guy wouldn't go any higher, or we'd pit them against one another when they called -- "Sorry Jim, Buyer #1 already claimed mine for $50. Oh, you'll pay $60? OK, you win!" Even the boss got involved and she thought it was funny. Finally, I think the guys collected enough panties, or masturbated their fantasy away and left our undies alone. I think, however, that we'd have all drawn the line at bottling the "champagne" or leaving him a treat IN the panties....ew. Nice idea!

kc692 -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/7/2007 6:20:27 PM)
I feel so left out,,,,,,,[sm=river.gif]NOT!!!!!!Lol

LadyHibiscus -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/7/2007 6:45:57 PM)
Shoot, I haven't gotten a panty sales request in ages...and the guy really wanted a MAN'S underwear! (seriously, torn, cotton, skid marks? how many femmes are wearing that kind of skank? but!! think of the bux we could make getting the guys to produce it for us...)

MasterFireMaam -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/7/2007 10:49:23 PM)
chuckle You know the quickest way to stop that kind of email? Start using 'Master'. ;-) Master Fire

MissMagnolia -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/7/2007 10:51:37 PM)
I got an email today from a guy telling me what a big, strong man I was and how he wanted me to be his master, to be used and abused.[sm=river.gif] I am SOOOOOOOOO changing my photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aceton -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/7/2007 10:53:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ysabo OMG, I have been missing out on all this! Why aren't I good enough to ask for a log or two? ROFL OMG, that is a chuckle and a half! Only logs from Dominant women contain just the right proportion of steamyness to properly nourish a male submissive.For further information, speak to your local nutritionist.

TNstepsout -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/8/2007 5:39:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia I got an email today from a guy telling me what a big, strong man I was and how he wanted me to be his master, to be used and abused.[sm=river.gif] I am SOOOOOOOOO changing my photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor thing. And no request for your logs either. You must be feeling so rejected.

LadyLynx -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/8/2007 9:02:03 AM)
ohh gods! just the other day I had gotten an email from a guy who wanted me to leave 'presents' in his toilet a couple times a week. I was interested til I figured out the mileage. (he was willing to pay.) basically what he would pay, would just about pay for my gas. hmm. ehh no. MissMagnolia,SweetDommes, anyone who could mistake ethier of you for Men seriously needs their eyes checked!

MasterFireMaam -> RE: A Busy Day at the Mailbox for me (11/8/2007 5:24:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia I got an email today from a guy telling me what a big, strong man I was and how he wanted me to be his master, to be used and abused.[sm=river.gif] I am SOOOOOOOOO changing my photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Recommend he purchase on of these and leave you alone. ;-) http://stockroom.com/Giant-Cock-w-Balls-Black-P88.aspx Master Fire

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