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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

Okay so heres a simple enough question, for those of you who know me a little by what posts you may have seen of mine, or hell if you where lucky enough to read any of my stories before they got eaten, would you want to bar raid with me?

Possible side effects of getting drunk with me include but are in no way limited to:

-dealing with Vegas attitudes = Cant be worse than my NY attitude *grins*
-sudden broken bottle in your face syndrome = Has fast reflexes *ducks*
-torn clothing = *yawns*
-the odd inclination to have me drive your car...at 3 times the speed limit = *yells Taxi because she left the keys at home*
-liver failure *we risk more driving our cars daily*
-development of an allergy to pork *takes some benadryl*
-bankruptcy = What ya gonna do steal my identity?
-a billiard ball in your eye = Again those reflexes kick in
-and explosive diarrhea =  I will survive

but hey, with all that stuff, gotta be fun.