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Apples & Wine - 11/7/2007 7:03:43 PM

Whiterabbit0117

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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Men, on the other hand, are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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RE: Apples & Wine - 11/7/2007 7:40:54 PM

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And to think I was getting depressed about being single again.. thanks for the

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RE: Apples & Wine - 11/7/2007 7:58:12 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Whiterabbit0117

Men, on the other hand, are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Truer words and all that ...