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Rayne58 -> Letter to the Master - A Cautionary Tale (8/6/2005 5:37:47 AM)

Letter to the Master - A Cautionary Tale

my dear Master,

a girl is writing to report to You the results of the Burning You
ordered.

a girl is not sure how You will receive the news; perhaps, Sir, You
should be sitting down when You read this.

a girl lit the candles as You requested, Sir. there was a circle of
them, all white, and one red taper in the middle of the circle.

a girl was dressed as You commanded; naked under the long, red velvet
cloak. the cloak is a little singed, Sir, as a girl didn't measure the
bottom of the cloak, and didn't leave quite enough room to walk
between the candles.

a girl was able to smother the smoldering hem, Sir. it only needs a
new hem, though the cloak will be shorter.

a girl knelt before the red taper, and realized a girl had forgotten
the incense sticks. a girl rose and went back for them, accidentally
kicking over a candle.

a girl stopped and picked up the candle. fortunately, the melted wax
had extinguished the flame. unfortunately, there was a large puddle of
melted wax on the carpet.

a girl only found strawberry incense, Sir; a girl knows You specified
frankincense, but a girl had to supply purification incense for the
coven last night and forgot to buy more. a girl is sorry.

a girl entered the circle again, more carefully this time, and knelt
in the center. a girl lit the strawberry incense, and meditated on the
Burning, just as You said.

a girl took the incense stick, blowing on the tip, and held it; firmly
resolving to do the Master's bidding, a girl touched it to a girl's
right breast, and started to count slowly to three.

unfortunately, a girl was not prepared for how much it would hurt, and
jumped back, knocking over the red taper and kicking several of the
white candles over. a girl grabbed the cloak and jumped out of the
circle, pulling down the drapes to smother the flames.

a girl's neighbors looked into the open window, saw the flames and the
naked girl, and called the police and the fire department.

a girl has to replace the carpet and drapes, repaint the room, and has
been asked to move. a girl, however, has three offers from two
policeman and a fireman for a place to live.

thank You, Sir, for this opportunity to serve You.

Your obedient slave




MadameDahlia -> RE: Letter to the Master - A Cautionary Tale (8/10/2005 11:45:32 PM)

Oh dear...

A girl should be a bit more careful about what she's doing - and with what. Eep!




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