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kciDOM -> Things to think about (11/9/2007 10:01:35 AM)
[image]http://cobalt.org.uk/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/image] Read and Laugh What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breath through something so small?" A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. The thief was spending less then his wife. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her

CollegeConundrum -> RE: Things to think about (11/9/2007 10:26:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kciDOM [image]http://cobalt.org.uk/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/image] Read and Laugh What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get. If you're not smart enough to solve a Rubix cube before it gets "hard", then you probably shouldn't be allowed to have a penis.

Arpig -> RE: Things to think about (11/9/2007 6:18:40 PM)
quote: If you're not smart enough to solve a Rubix cube before it gets "hard", then you probably shouldn't be allowed to have a penis. If you're not smart enough to know its a "Rubik's cube" then neither are you

HypnoticDan -> RE: Things to think about (11/10/2007 7:22:48 PM)
What if I can solve it in less time than it takes me to get hard? written while wearing my "if I can build a computer I can make you come" shirt OP: sensitive condom joke = lolcatz!

CollegeConundrum -> RE: Things to think about (11/11/2007 3:55:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Arpig quote: If you're not smart enough to solve a Rubix cube before it gets "hard", then you probably shouldn't be allowed to have a penis. If you're not smart enough to know its a "Rubik's cube" then neither are you subtlety > you

Marc2b -> RE: Things to think about (11/11/2007 10:22:54 PM)
Loved the one about the washing machine. And, oh yeah, you people who can solve that infernal, maddening Rubik's Cube make me sick. You should all be lined up against a wall and shot.

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