angelspassion4u
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.
weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old
babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes
and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few
miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the
same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself
and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program. The next day there's a knock at the door and
there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he
has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but
Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl
is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such
luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens
with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs him-
self, he discovers he lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order
the 7-day/50 pound program
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely, " he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he
opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there
wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around
his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."
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