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pahunkboy -> pants (11/11/2007 8:28:08 AM)
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THE PANTS
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a
little chat. He said, “Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your
mother, and said, here - try these on.”
She did and said, “These are too big, I can’t wear them.”
”Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever
since that night, we have never had any problems.”
Hmmm..., thought Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try on
his honeymoon.
Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, “Here - try these on.”
She tried them on and said, “These are too large. They don’t fit me.”
Mike said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don’t want you to ever forget that.”
Then Kar en took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, “Here
- you try on mine.”
He did and said, “I can’t get into your pants.”
Karen said, “Exactly. And if you donÂ’t change your smart-ass attitude,
you never will.”
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