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pahunkboy -> diet (11/11/2007 8:32:04 AM)
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guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The
sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
puffing
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next
four
days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself
and is
delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
day
there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but
Reebok
running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me
you
can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four
days, the
same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers
that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for
broke and
calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good
in
years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
a
huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and
a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week
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