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Twelve Priests - 11/11/2007 10:24:00 AM

Rushemery

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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to
line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful
big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that
anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos.
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off,
clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up......

Then all the other bells started to ring.

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RE: Twelve Priests - 11/11/2007 10:33:46 AM

slaverosebeauty

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That was soooo wrong, I love it.

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RE: Twelve Priests - 11/11/2007 12:35:20 PM

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At least their bells rang for an adult male bending over instead of a 12 year old alter boy!

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RE: Twelve Priests - 11/12/2007 3:23:00 AM

GentleLee

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-lol- That's one mean joke, but ohhh so deliciously wicked..

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RE: Twelve Priests - 11/12/2007 4:03:19 AM

jesiul

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Makes me think of the joke,

How do you get two priest to fight to the death?

Toss an Alter boy between them

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