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There is no Santa ? - 11/12/2007 6:46:14 AM   
pahunkboy


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Adventure with Grandma
I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was  just a
kid. I remember tearing  across town on my bike to visit her on  the
day my big sister dropped  the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she  jeered.
"Even dummies know  that!"
My Grandma was not  the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that
day because I knew she  would be straight with me. I knew Grandma
always told the truth, and I knew  that the truth always went down a whole
lot easier when swallowed with one  of her world-famous cinnamon buns. I knew
they were world-famous, because  Grandma said so. It had to be  true.
Grandma was home, and  the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told
her everything. She was  ready for me. "No Santa Claus!" she snorted.
"Ridiculous!  Don't  believe it. That rumor has been going around for
years, and it makes me mad,  plain mad. Now, put on your coat, and let's go."
"Go? Go where,  Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second
world-famous, cinnamon  bun. "Where" turned out to be Kerby's General
Store, the one store in town  that had a little bit of just about
everything.
As we walked through its  doors, Grandma handed me ten  dollars. That
was a bundle in those days.  "Take this money," she said,  "and buy
something for someone who needs  it. I'll wait for you in the car."
Then she turned and walked out of  Kerby's.
I was only eight years  old. I'd often gone  shopping with my mother,
but never had I shopped  for anything all by  myself. The store seemed
big and crowded, full of  people scrambling to  finish their Christmas
shopping. For a few moments  I just stood there,  confused, clutching
that ten- dollar bill,  wondering what to buy, and  who on earth to buy it for.
I thought  of everybody I knew:  my family, my friends, my neighbors,
the kids at  school, the people  who went to my church. I was just
about thought out,  when I suddenly  thought of BobbyDecker. He  was a kid
with bad breath and messy hair,  and he sat right behind me in Mrs.Pollock 's
grade-two class. Bobby  Decker didn't have  a coat. I knew that because he never
went out for >recess during the winter. His mother  always wrote a note, telling the
teacher that he had a cough, but all  we kids knew that Bobby Decker didn't  have a
cough, and he didn't have a coat. I fingered the ten-dollar bill with growing excitement. I would buy Bobby Deckera coat!
I  settled on a red corduroy one that had a hood to it. It looked
real  warm, and he would like that. "Is this a Christmas present for
someone?"  the lady behind the counter asked kindly, as I laid my ten
dollars down.

"Yes,"  I replied shyly. "It's .... for Bobby." The nice lady smiled
at me. I didn't get  any change, but she put the coat in a bag  and wished me a
Merry Christmas.
That evening, Grandma helped me wrap the  coat in Christmas  paper and
ribbons (a little tag fell out of the coat,  and Grandma  tucked it in her Bible) and wrote, "To Bobby, From Santa  Claus" on it  --  Grandma said that Santa always insisted on secrecy.  Then she  drove me over to Bobby Decker's house, explaining as we went that I was now and  forever officially one  of Santa's helpers.
Grandma parked  down the street from Bobby's house, and she and  I crept noiselessly  and
hid in the bushes by his front walk. Then Grandma gave me a nudge. "All  right, Santa
Claus," she whispered, "get going."

I took a deep  breath, dashed for his front door, threw the present down on his step,  rung his doorbell and flew back to the safety of the bushes and Grandma.  Together we waited
breathlessly in the darkness for the front door to open.  Finally it did, and there stood  Bobby.

Fifty years  haven't dimmed the thrill of those moments spent shivering, beside my Grandma, in BobbyDecker's bushes. That night,  I realized that those awful  rumors about Santa Claus were just what Grandma said they were:   ridiculous. Santa was alive  and well, and we  were on his team.

I still have the Bible,  with the tag tucked inside:  $19.95.
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He who has no  Christmas in  his heart will never find Christmas under a tree.
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RE: There is no Santa ? - 11/12/2007 7:26:35 AM   
GentleLee


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Priceless. That's all I can say. Princeless.
Grandmothers totally rule.

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RE: There is no Santa ? - 11/14/2007 8:37:21 PM   
oreogirl


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Grandmas are the absolute best!!!

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