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ResidentSadist -> -=You might be a submissive if=- (funny) (11/12/2007 8:40:16 AM)
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You might be a submissive or a slave if:
[1]="When you wake up in the morning, it is at the end of a 50 foot chain."
[2]="The family dog runs free because you are wearing his leash."
[3]="When you eat, it is out of a dog dish."
[4]="When you are in the house, you are nude"
[5]="When you are amongst your owner's friends, you are nude."
[6]="When you are riding in a car, you are nude."
[7]="When you visit a doctor you have to tell him that the bruises and marks are not from spousal abuse."
[8]="When you go for x-rays, you have to explain that the piercing in your nipples aren't removable."
[9]="When you go to the movies, your Owner sits in the aisle seat while you sit 'in' the aisle on your knees."
[10]="You haven't seen your pubic hair in years!"
[11]="You have to ask permission to ask permission."
[12]="You have not sat on top of a piece of furniture in years."
[13]="More often than not, at parties, you find yourself adorned with battery operated accoutrements."
[14]="When you go to sleep at night, you have to read books to your Owner until they fall asleep."
[15]="The local tack store has started to hide their crops when they see you walk through the door."
[16]="The local hardware store sends you a Christmas card every year."
[17]="Your Christmas wish list includes something from Skin Two."
[18]="The smell of leather makes you light headed."
[19]="You have to sneak out of the house so the children won't say 'You're not going in public like that, are you?'"
[20]="When everyone else is saying they should have bought stock in Microsoft, you're wishing you'd bought stock in Master locks."
[21]="You must ask for permission to reach orgasm."
[22]="You have locked cabinets so that the children will not find your 'toys'."
[23]="You have locked cabinets so that the neighbors will not see your 'toys'."
[24]="You can't let anyone see your charge card bill because most of it is from Dungeon Depot."
[25]="The mailman brings more than one package a week in a brown paper wrapper."
[26]="You have a gold star on ebay."
[27]="The company accountant wants to know if floggers should be categorized as office supplies."
[28]="The other employees look at you funny wondering what is making the strange whooshing noises coming from behind the closed door."
[29]="You automatically address others as 'Sir' or 'Ma'am'."
[30]="There is more 'tack' nailed to your Owners bedroom walls than can be found in a stable."
[31]="You have more fetish wear than 'normal' clothing"
[32]="You have more than one gas mask and have never been in the military."
[33]="You can't make it through a metal detector in the airport becuase of all your piercings."
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Please feel free to add your own in reply.
...Thanks to joanne & victoria, slave sisters that originally inspired this.
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