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Clocking off time.. - 11/12/2007 9:55:47 AM   
RubberWitch


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The sun rose over Soho, and as the strip club/hourly hotel closed, two working girls made their way home..
"I made £600 tonight! I feel like a bottle of champange"
The other retorted..
"Well, I made £4k, and I feel like a jar of mayonaise"

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RE: Clocking off time.. - 11/12/2007 10:09:32 AM   
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ooooooooooooooooo!   :-)

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RE: Clocking off time.. - 11/12/2007 3:46:05 PM   
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am i the only one who doesnt get it?

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RE: Clocking off time.. - 11/12/2007 4:59:43 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: hobbit9sub4u

am i the only one who doesnt get it?


psst....hobbit.... its cause she had ummm....deposits made that left her feeling full, rather like a jar of mayo.  ew.

(and i had to think about it for a couple of minutes.....)

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RE: Clocking off time.. - 11/12/2007 7:15:22 PM   
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Give her a break... she just isn't as 'sick' as the rest of us. 






Yet.

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RE: Clocking off time.. - 11/13/2007 1:41:20 AM   
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lmao now thats funny

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RE: Clocking off time.. - 11/13/2007 5:56:06 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

Give her a break... she just isn't as 'sick' as the rest of us. 






Yet.


i wasnt being snarky, i was being he'pful! 

kitten, who does a remarkably believable innocent look

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RE: Clocking off time.. - 11/13/2007 7:50:43 AM   
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Since you had to think about it for a couple of minutes we'll give you a small break too.

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RE: Clocking off time.. - 11/13/2007 8:54:37 AM   
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LOL.  Good one!

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