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baby planes - 8/7/2005 7:19:51 PM   
liltxsubby


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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to
>Chicago . The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his

>mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby

>cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?

>

> The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the

>flight attendant. So the boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs

>have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have

>baby planes?"

> The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me

>that?" The little boy said, "Yes she did." "Well, then, tell your

>mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.

>Have your mother explain that to you."



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RE: baby planes - 8/7/2005 8:00:05 PM   
MadameDahlia


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Cute.

However I hope that no one really things pulling out works.

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RE: baby planes - 8/9/2005 11:24:35 PM   
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LOL! I actually did laugh out loud for this one!

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