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SeeksOnlyOne -> insert snappy title here_____ (11/14/2007 2:44:27 AM)
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
> Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve
> is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also
> called Ibuprofen.
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> ? The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has
> settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
> Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
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> ? Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
> form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as
> a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
> one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
> to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
> drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
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> Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
> Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should
> be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
> no recollection of what to do with them.
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