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I think I'll have beth do this on our next trip to Vega... - 11/14/2007 9:22:41 AM

Mercnbeth

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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet Twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play TOPLESS With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,

"Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.

But all men........are men...

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RE: I think I'll have beth do this on our next trip to ... - 11/14/2007 11:34:56 AM

adoracat

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as dolly parton once said:

"some people call me a dumb blonde. i dont care. i know i'm not dumb....

....and i'm not a blonde either."

kitten, who also isnt blonde

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RE: I think I'll have beth do this on our next trip to ... - 11/14/2007 8:48:23 PM

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Bigger the implants bigger the pay off?!?!? {giggles}

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RE: I think I'll have beth do this on our next trip to ... - 11/16/2007 2:38:27 AM

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I was asked a question one night at a party that I knew was going to start an inflamed discussion between the two people I was talking with, and instead of answering it I said..."I'm blonde, and I have big tits. What else do you want to know?" It diffused the situation really quickly.

kat

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