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HotFaerieMama -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 10:56:08 AM)

i have a um so its usually crud.. but when i am super pissed its usually Oh Fuck! said really loud.. or when something unexpected happens.. but i have been known to use.. Holy Cumguzzlers, Batman! or Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut is a good one to yell at someone. and Dingbat is my brother's imaginary friend who knocks things off of counters and makes doors shut etc.. ( yes i know.. its weird)



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 5:07:36 PM)

i am partial to "oh, fuck a duck".  i am trying to cut down on my bad word usuage now that i am in the south and all. 



Greylynn -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 5:27:25 PM)

shitdamnmotherfucker.

I didn't use to care for cunt ( tried it, prefer cock[:D] )  but fucking cunt has become a fav for shitty female drivers or female customers who've really pissed me off.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 5:33:31 PM)

I'm a "SOD IT!!!" or "FUCK IT!!!" kinda girly.


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ORIGINAL: Greylynn
fucking cunt has become a fav for shitty female drivers or female customers who've really pissed me off.


What about the male drivers/customers?



Lucylastic -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 6:39:57 PM)

I love "sod it" :) "Holy sheep shit", "scumsucking ditch pig" are a couple of other favourites, bad drivers are asswipes or wankers or shitheads....and so on and so on
Lucy



mya75 -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 6:42:59 PM)

Dingleputz....if its pertaining to someone then I use Fuktard or Cornholio



SirJohnMandevill -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 6:48:10 PM)

Pure 'n' simple for me: F-word, S-word, M.F. (if swearing at a mechanical device), "Goddamn Dog!" if I step in a present my 7-month-old Pomeranian has left me in the dark.
 
But I'm really a nice guy until you get to know me....[:D]
 
Les (Illegitimate son of Beowulf and Broomhilda)



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 6:51:20 PM)

This thread is cracking me up, and giving me new ideas. 

I usually let a string of words fly when stubbing a toe or something.  When driving, the bad drivers are ass hats, or ass eating gopher fuckers.  Random words when something screwed up happens during the day includes, but isnt limited to "Holy Bubble Fuckin!", "Holy Batman Balls", and the lovely phrase "Step away from me before I rip your spine out through your ass."

Gonna go wash my mouth out with soap I think...



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 6:57:09 PM)

Well ... since I have the luxuery of being from another country ... I like to cuss ya 'all out in german
so it's usually DU SCHEISSKOPP or ARSCHLOCH... and AU SCHEISSE.....even a  FICK DICH
YOU SHITHEAD or ASSHOLE..... and OH SCHIT  even a FUCK YOU
but I've been heard saying also holy schitt ... oh fuck a duck ... fuck off.... and my favorite..... EAT ME.. since everytime I say BITE ME .. I either get nippled on or someone is trying to give me another damn hickey which gets me in trouble with Sir... *rolls eyes*



Invictus754 -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 7:04:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

What do you most commonly state/mutter/exclaim when things go wrong?

My two favorites:
Mealymouthmasterbatingmotherfuckingsonofabitch
(you have to say it fast and allinoneword)
 
or
 
Wizzyswimple motherfucker.



TemptingNviceSub -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 7:27:45 PM)

Pretty simple for me...if I have done something wrong it is usually "wellll fuck me"!!!..or "shit" is a nice all arounder..Tempting



Greylynn -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 7:50:01 PM)

Dumb fuck.



Lumus -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/16/2007 11:13:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Greylynn

Dumb fuck.


Why does "fum duck" come to mind...?



Greylynn -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/17/2007 7:45:34 PM)

No particular reason, just does.  But I'm nucking futz.



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/17/2007 8:37:03 PM)

"Oh, bother" and "fricken fracken" are some of mine. I usually don't use swears (the popular ones, of course)... but if I'm in a particularly bad mood or pressed for time on something etc., I'll let slip "oh shit" or something.



Damocles809 -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/17/2007 9:22:23 PM)

Curses!

Gadzooks! 

Malarkey! 

Fiddlesticks! 

Damn you!  I shall see you on the field of honor at dawn!  Good day to you sir! 



MissMagnolia -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/17/2007 9:25:54 PM)

[sm=hair.gif] Good grief Damocles!!

There are ladies in here. Keep it nice!!



Lordandmaster -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/17/2007 11:08:08 PM)

My No. 1 is certainly "FUCK!"

I suppose sometimes I might say "Son of a bitch" or "Motherfucker," but "Motherfucker" is usually an expression of astonishment, not irritation--as in, "Motherfucker, that is one big ass."

Oh, and in polite company, I say "God damn it!"

Lam



chellekitty -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/19/2007 7:33:27 PM)

son of a monkey whore is my favorite...it gets quite a few odd looks...but it express my frustration/anger without actually cussing....



windchymes -> RE: Aww, crap. (11/19/2007 7:47:11 PM)

If I see or hear something shocking, then it's "Holy Shitballs".  If something irritates me or pisses me off, it's "Oh, for the love of GOD!"  or "Well, fuck me!" 



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