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RE: Aww, crap. - 11/19/2007 7:52:37 PM

EvilGenie

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I loved shitty death but stopped saying it when I left the UK, don't know why. I have no ums yet so my most used 2 are ''oh piss'' and if really upset ''fuck me'' I have many but those are probably the most commonly used.

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RE: Aww, crap. - 11/19/2007 9:54:38 PM

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Rat bastard

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I tend to get rather descriptive. It is not pretty although I do make use of colorful metaphors, if I do say so myself.

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RE: Aww, crap. - 11/19/2007 10:25:23 PM

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my all time fave is................needle dick the bug fucker. it tends to work for everything. and i have never heard anyone outside of my family use it. lmao

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RE: Aww, crap. - 11/20/2007 9:25:25 PM

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I get straigt to the point:
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

Around my biologically related but not MY biologically produced UMs its usually friggin crap or fudge puppies

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RE: Aww, crap. - 11/21/2007 12:36:38 AM

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Suck my left asshole

Fuck me with a surfboard

Stick a popsicle up my ass and call me a sucker

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RE: Aww, crap. - 11/21/2007 2:27:54 AM

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I guess I'm being really lame when I say "oh shoot" and "oooh no no no"?

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RE: Aww, crap. - 11/21/2007 12:26:54 PM

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I generally mutter "Bastards" under my breath. This is always done for something inconsequential and/or completely inappropriate. For example, somebody will say "It looks like the weather will be nice tomorrow" and I will mutter "bastards" as if there are people who go around inflicting good weather on us.

So I work for this company years ago, and after about 3 months of working there, somebody would come in and tell all 9 of us system administrators something like "tomorrow is a holiday" and 7 of 9 of us will all mutter a chorus of "bastards."

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RE: Aww, crap. - 11/21/2007 1:45:43 PM

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I ussualy have a cocktail of fuck and shit, conglomerated into whatever particular phrase or saying or single words that may pop into my head.

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RE: Aww, crap. - 11/21/2007 9:18:41 PM

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oh yes and
fuck me running backwards
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fuck fuck fuckityfuck fuck

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