InkedMaster
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Colt Officers cal. 45 ACP, and you
are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his
hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Colt have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what
kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he
was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few
days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner' s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click.....
(Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Federal Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
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TOURETTE SYNDROME: It's no mother f*cking joke, you God d*mn c*ck sucking f*ck!
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy
-Owner of eyesopened- and damn PROUD of her!
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