RubberWitch
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Ray and sarah had been childhood sweethearts, and had lived within 10 miles of each other ever since they were born, except for the 3 years Sarah went off to college in New York.
All sorts of rumours had been drifting back to town about Sarah's lifestyle, and faithlessness to Ray, but she swore blind she was staying true, and it was when she returned from those 3 years, that she finally said yes to Ray's proposal of marriage.
Actually, this was so sudden, that Ray became nervous. I mean, he trusted Sarah, but what if.. what if she had got knocked up at college. If he married her now, they'd be raising that kid.
He confided this worry to his best man, and asked if there was any surefire way to make sure his wife was a virgin?
His friend sipped his beer, thoughtfully, before walking out the bar, across the street to the hardware store. He returned carrying 2 tester pots of purple and green paint, and a shovel, handing them all to the prospective groom.
"Here", he said, " On your wedding night, use these to paint your balls different colours, and when you strip for bed, se what her reaction is. If she says "those are the funniest balls I've ever seen", hit her with the shovel"
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"Freud was...sorry if this is an over-generalisation...A coke addled kiddy-fiddler" Alan Moore
"A Lady must always remember her station in life - and be prepared to change at Acton Town"
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